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HARRISBURG Penn (Reuters) - A 15-year-old drowned in a manure pit in Pennsylvania when a piece of farm equipment overturned and trapped him underneath, officials said on Sunday.

Police said the youth from the south-central town of Intercourse was driving a skid loader, a compact piece of equipment that helps farmers remove manure from barns, on Saturday when it accidentally toppled into the farm’s 4 ft-deep manure pond.

The teenager was buckled into the seat of the loader and could not escape in time, police said. He was pronounced dead at the scene after the machine was pulled out by a towing company.

[Carruthers]

Dreams do come true -- even for canines.

This week, a 7-year-old dog named Duke was elected mayor of Cormorant, a small town in Minnesota. The 12 residents each paid one dollar to cast their vote, local outlets report.

The Great Pyrenees apparently won by a landslide, beating out another human contender for the mayorship.

"Poor Richard Sherbrook that owns the Cormorant Store, he didn't even have half as many votes as Duke did," local resident Tricia Maloney told area news outlet WDAY-TV.

Duke will hold his position for one year after he's officially sworn in on Saturday. His salary? A year's worth of kibble, donated from a local pet food store.

Duke is not the first non-human to be elected to public office. Stubbs the cat, for example, has been the honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, for the past 17 years. Following a successful write-in campaign, the feline was sworn in as mayor of the small village shortly after his birth. He even survived an "assassination attempt" by a local dog in 2013!

The first Dwellar to say that politics is a dog eat dog world, will be asked to leave.

Oh, damn it...

Huffington Post

[Gravdigr]

That job will be a gravy train.

[Carruthers]

How on Earth will they find him in the Winter? In Minnesota?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Look indoors.

[BigV]

there was a yellow line indicating the last tree he visited.

"...follow the yellow drip line
follow the yellow drip line
following, following, following, following,
follow the yellow drip line..."

[BigV]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Look indoors.

indoors?!

urine trouble, mister!

[Clodfobble]

The 12 residents each paid one dollar to cast their vote, local outlets report.

A poll tax?! That's some racist-ass shit!

[xoxoxoBruce]

Yeah but the white dog won, so it worked.

[Carruthers]

It is a machine that conjures an age when armies of gardeners were deployed to manicure aristocratic country estates, and the British empire was an engineering powerhouse.

But the Ransomes, the world's first motorised lawn-mower, was so prized, that only the chauffer was allowed to drive it.

And, with its £15,000 price tag, in today's money, it was well out of the reach of all but the Edwardian elite.

One of the few remaining models has now been restored to its former, fully-functioning glory by lawn-mower collector Andrew Hall. Mr Hall, a gardener from Ilminster, Somerset, spent £7,000 patching up the old 1 ¼-tonne, eight-foot-long machine, which dates back to 1902, after acquiring it when it was found when an old pavilion in Coventry was demolished.

The 54-year-old, who owns 1,200 other lawn-mowers, took four years to restore the Ransomes, which was "60 per cent intact" and still had its original body, rollers, cutting cylinder blades and 1906 8 horse-power engine.

This forerunner to the modern, drivable mowers of today is somewhat slower, puttering along at "walking pace" according to Mr Hall, while it lacks brakes and the steering can be haphazard.

But the Ransome, which is the size of a Mini car, was considerably more expensive than modern models, retailing at £137, or £15,000 in today’s prices.

At the time it was considered a feat of modern engineering, a 20th Century alternative to horse-driven and steam-powered mowers.

It was initially purchased by Cadbury's and used in the Bourneville village in Warwickshire to maintain a sports field.

Car-makers Peugeot Talbot bought it second-hand in 1923 to mow their sports field in Coventry.

But when the motoring firm extend their pavilion they erected the new structure over the top of the machine, totally encasing it.

It lay forgotten for more than 50 years until the building was demolished.

Mr Hall had to build a new side frame and a grass box assembly and had to locate and replace the chains which run down one side.

He said: "As collectors you are always having to look for rare items or what people haven't heard of.

"When I first saw the mower it looked a bit forlorn, someone had gone at it with a sledge hammer and there was nothing in front of the cutting cylinder.

"After I was given it I realised it was the first one that Ransomes made when I spotted the identification number.

"It took so long because of the rebuilding and sourcing of parts and putting it all together.”

Mr Hall searched high and low for engine parts including a magneto and a carberetta, and used a stop-valve from a central heating in a block of flats in London as a wheel for adjusting the height of the cutting cylinder.

He added: "It runs a bit slower than a modern lawn mower, I would say it is about walking pace.

"When the engine is running everybody knows about it because it is very loud like a traction engine.

"There aren't any brakes on it because it was just designed for use on flat ground.

"There's a wheel and what you do is turn it one way or the other and somewhere in the middle there is a neutral position.

"But there aren't any gears and to stop you have to turn it off."

The four year restoration had been a “mammoth job” but also a “labour of love,” Mr Hall added.

I know that it isn't the done thing to comment on the appearance of others, but Mr Hall's considerable 'physical presence' would at least dispense with the need to apply the heavy roller to a cricket pitch after mowing.

Daily Telegraph

[Gravdigr]

Very cool. In a steampunk kinda way.

Why would anyone want 1,200 lawn mowers?

Well, why wouldn't ya? I mean, ya gotta collect something. Don'tcha?

[xoxoxoBruce]

The more mowers you have, the less grass to be mowed. Just get a couple sheep/goats to eat between the mowers.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

I know that it isn't the done thing to comment on the appearance of others, but Mr Hall's considerable 'physical presence' would at least dispense with the need to apply the heavy roller to a cricket pitch after mowing.

He's a mere sprite by US standards.

[Griff]

Maybe he should collect push mowers.

[Carruthers]

With a week to go until Mr Hyde National Burger Day, Mr Hyde teamed up with London cabbies to host the UK's first CAR-B-Q at Battersea Power Station.

If you think that Battersea Power Station looks derelict, that's because it is.
A number of redevelopment plans have fallen through over the years but the latest is supposed to be the one to succeed.