I hurt

Big Sarge · 11-06-2014, 03:02 PM

I'll bounce back. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Especially when I see panda stockings!!!!

I guess I was bummed because so many women on here have trampled on my heart. Let's see:

Sundae went into hiding to get away from me.
Dana had a cruel snicker as she ground her heel.
Limey ran off and hid in foreign lands.
Ali has not once offered to skype naked and do it like koalas do.
Ortho has yet to model her revealing lingerie I sent her.
Lola Bunny was the deepest cut of all. She has tempted me for years giving me nibbles of her cookies. I waited at the door naked for 3 days and she didn't show up.

Plus, Gravdigr doesn't dance with me anymore

11-06-2014, 03:02 PM	#18
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I'll bounce back. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Especially when I see panda stockings!!!! I guess I was bummed because so many women on here have trampled on my heart. Let's see: Sundae went into hiding to get away from me. Dana had a cruel snicker as she ground her heel. Limey ran off and hid in foreign lands. Ali has not once offered to skype naked and do it like koalas do. Ortho has yet to model her revealing lingerie I sent her. Lola Bunny was the deepest cut of all. She has tempted me for years giving me nibbles of her cookies. I waited at the door naked for 3 days and she didn't show up. Plus, Gravdigr doesn't dance with me anymore __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Big Sarge; 11-06-2014 at 03:08 PM.

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