Quick vehicle advice

Big Sarge · 11-04-2014, 09:14 PM

I really need some good vehicle advice. As most of you are aware, my vehicles are oddities and don't exactly make women swoon. I just came across a Ford F800 with custom body for sale. Take a look at it. Do you think it would look ok to a country girl??

Big Sarge · 11-04-2014, 09:15 PM

Sorry the photo is so big

xoxoxoBruce · 11-04-2014, 10:21 PM

That would cost you a fortune to own/operate. Unless you can make money with it it's a bad deal. Doesn't matter if a country girl thinks it's acceptable, you won't be able to afford to take her anywhere.

lumberjim · 11-04-2014, 11:47 PM

If you can, buy two of them

Big Sarge · 11-05-2014, 02:42 AM

I guess Bruce is right. It only gets 8 - 10 mpg. The neat thing about the used F800 and F700 is they are often cheaper than a F250/350. I guess it might be the cost of upkeep that knocks the resale value down.

Gravdigr · 11-05-2014, 12:53 PM

Of course, ya could prolly pull the world, if ya could find a way to hook to it.

Big Sarge · 11-05-2014, 07:52 PM

I made an offer on this one. I realize I might just have to park it and look at it due to fuel costs. lol. I'll have to sell my other toys but sometimes you have to treat yourself to that desire. I guess I'm having another midlife crisis

Gravdigr · 11-06-2014, 04:10 PM

Sarge, you do realize that if you do buy one of those, you will have to change your name to 'Bubba'?

Pamela · 11-06-2014, 06:36 PM

Sarge is just jealous.

Gravdigr · 11-07-2014, 04:44 PM

Or horny.

11-04-2014, 09:14 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Quick vehicle advice I really need some good vehicle advice. As most of you are aware, my vehicles are oddities and don't exactly make women swoon. I just came across a Ford F800 with custom body for sale. Take a look at it. Do you think it would look ok to a country girl?? Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by limey; 11-05-2014 at 04:21 AM. Reason: Resized pic for ya, Sarge!

11-04-2014, 09:15 PM	#2
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Sorry the photo is so big __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-04-2014, 10:21 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That would cost you a fortune to own/operate. Unless you can make money with it it's a bad deal. Doesn't matter if a country girl thinks it's acceptable, you won't be able to afford to take her anywhere. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-04-2014, 11:47 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If you can, buy two of them __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-05-2014, 02:42 AM	#5
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I guess Bruce is right. It only gets 8 - 10 mpg. The neat thing about the used F800 and F700 is they are often cheaper than a F250/350. I guess it might be the cost of upkeep that knocks the resale value down. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-05-2014, 12:53 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Of course, ya could prolly pull the world, if ya could find a way to hook to it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-05-2014, 07:52 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I made an offer on this one. I realize I might just have to park it and look at it due to fuel costs. lol. I'll have to sell my other toys but sometimes you have to treat yourself to that desire. I guess I'm having another midlife crisis Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-06-2014, 04:10 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sarge, you do realize that if you do buy one of those, you will have to change your name to 'Bubba'? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-06-2014, 06:36 PM	#9
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Sarge is just jealous.

11-07-2014, 04:44 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Or horny. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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