What's for Dinner?

[sad_winslow]

Today breakfast, lunch, and dinner were all brought to my door via a soft rapping by a stranger. I nearly missed it, so soft was the tapping. I received by courier a strange perforated disk of heat-tempered starches, slathered in liquified Solanaceae fruits and coated in polymerised bovine suckling excretion. Embedded across the polymer surface were chunks of bacterially-treated porcine bowel products, and a second variety of Solanaceae fruit processed through an acid bath for long-term storage prior to use.

It was okay. Domino's is really, really junky, though. This town's purveyors of pie disappoint me.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by sad_winslow

Today breakfast, lunch, and dinner were all brought to my door via a soft rapping by a stranger. I nearly missed it, so soft was the tapping. I received by courier a strange perforated disk of heat-tempered starches, slathered in liquified Solanaceae fruits and coated in polymerised bovine suckling excretion. Embedded across the polymer surface were chunks of bacterially-treated porcine bowel products, and a second variety of Solanaceae fruit processed through an acid bath for long-term storage prior to use.

It was okay. Domino's is really, really junky, though. This town's purveyors of pie disappoint me.

You use your tongue purtier 'n a twenty dollar whore.

-Taggart, "Blazing Saddles"