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Gravdigr · 12-17-2014, 11:41 AM

Just curious...

Why can't the fan blow on the candy? Is it freshly-made? Unpackaged bulk candy? Gourmet, never-been-fanned candy?

I want candy.

Gravdigr · 12-17-2014, 11:43 AM

footfootfoot · 12-17-2014, 04:32 PM

wow wow one hit wonder

BigV · 12-17-2014, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Just curious...

Why can't the fan blow on the candy? Is it freshly-made? Unpackaged bulk candy? Gourmet, never-been-fanned candy?

I want candy.

Quote:

The Candy Fan
(apologies to Sammy Davis, Jr.

Who can take some candy, bathe it in a breeze
Cover it with coolness just as gently as you please
The Candy Fan, oh the Candy Fan can
The Candy Fan can 'cause it mixes up the air makes the wind feel good

Who can take some taffy, wrap it 'round itself
Stretch it on the table and try to burn the little elf
The Candy Fan, the Candy Fan can
The Candy Fan can 'cause he nixes it from above and makes the shorties sweat good

The Candy Fan makes everything he bakes 'frigerated and suspicious
Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even chip your tooth-es

Oh, who can pour some carmel, dip into the stream
Separate the skin and make you blister 'til you scream
The Candy Fan, oh the Candy Fan can
The Candy Fan can 'cause he circulates the air and makes your skin feel good

The Candy Fan makes everything that bakes cooler than it was before
Open up the kitchen door, then let's watch the smoke outpour

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take marshmallows, stab them with a stick
Put them in the fire, first they're burning then they're black
The Candy Fan, the Candy Fan can
The Candy Fan can 'cause he tries to blow them out but he makes them blaze instead
Yes, the Candy Fan can 'cause he thought it'd be good, but now they taste like wood
a-Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan
Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan
Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan, a-Candy Fan

glatt · 12-18-2014, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

wow wow one hit wonder

She was only 13 when she joined that band and was 15 when they did that video.

footfootfoot · 12-18-2014, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

She was only 13 when she joined that band and was 15 when they did that video.

Wow! fascinating story about her and the band and the connections and influences they had.

She's Burmese. (now Myanmar)

Gravdigr · 12-30-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

She was only 13 when she joined that band and was 15 when they did that video.

So...

Just how many felonies have I committed while watching that video?

Mmm...candeh.

Gravdigr · 12-30-2014, 03:27 PM

Re: The Candy Fan...

Also: I really am wondering why the fan can't blow on the candy, btw.

Clodfobble · 12-30-2014, 03:56 PM

I'm guessing that the candy is still drying/sticky, and you wouldn't want any extra dust or other particles being blown onto the surface.

Nirvana · 01-01-2015, 12:57 AM

Sorry to be tardy WSS /\

sexobon · 01-01-2015, 04:05 AM

Or maybe it's just too costly to change the ingredients label.

Clodfobble · 01-01-2015, 07:16 AM

Nah, as long as it's less than 2% of the whole, they don't legally have to include it on the ingredients list. That's why you often see "contains less than 2% of" on labels: they're letting you know what a good company they are by disclosing even the stuff they don't have to. Just another in a long line of bullshit food laws.

sexobon · 01-01-2015, 01:45 PM

If they put it on the labels, they can spin it into a marketing strategy of their product having terrior (e.g. wine, coffee, chocolate ... etc.):

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... Terroir can be very loosely translated as "a sense of place," which is embodied in certain characteristic qualities, the sum of the effects that the local environment has had on the production of the product. Terroir is often italicized in English writing to show that it is a French loanword. ...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-01-2015, 02:12 PM

Oh no, that's a feature, Ma'am.

12-17-2014, 11:41 AM	#31
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12-17-2014, 11:43 AM	#32
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12-17-2014, 04:32 PM	#33
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12-30-2014, 03:27 PM	#38
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Re: The Candy Fan... Also: I really am wondering why the fan can't blow on the candy, btw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2014, 03:56 PM	#39
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm guessing that the candy is still drying/sticky, and you wouldn't want any extra dust or other particles being blown onto the surface. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-01-2015, 12:57 AM	#40
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Sorry to be tardy WSS /\ __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-01-2015, 04:05 AM	#41
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Or maybe it's just too costly to change the ingredients label.

01-01-2015, 07:16 AM	#42
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Nah, as long as it's less than 2% of the whole, they don't legally have to include it on the ingredients list. That's why you often see "contains less than 2% of" on labels: they're letting you know what a good company they are by disclosing even the stuff they don't have to. Just another in a long line of bullshit food laws. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-01-2015, 02:12 PM	#44
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh no, that's a feature, Ma'am. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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