Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 130

footfootfoot · 03-07-2015, 01:29 PM

And remember what Dave Barry said about resumes:
"A good resume is more than just a piece of paper with lies written all over it. A good resume can mean the difference between not getting a job and not even coming close."

Gravdigr · 03-10-2015, 03:19 PM

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classicman · 03-15-2015, 08:02 PM

Killary

BigV · 03-15-2015, 10:26 PM

FUNNY!

Gravdigr · 03-16-2015, 02:42 PM

Outstanding!

Gravdigr · 03-17-2015, 05:41 PM

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Crimson Ghost · 03-17-2015, 10:51 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Gravdigr · 03-18-2015, 01:04 PM

"No one told me not to do that."

SteveDallas · 03-18-2015, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Ain't it the trute?

One local employer asks you to upload your resume, and in the section of their database form that asks for current job duties, specifically says "'See attached resume' is not acceptable."

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2015, 07:15 PM

I keep telling glatt he can do anything with the right hardware.

Lamplighter · 03-20-2015, 10:04 PM

Gravdigr · 03-21-2015, 12:53 PM

I like that.

"Double Counter Sunk Holes"

Carruthers · 03-21-2015, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

"Double Counter Sunk Holes"

I've got a special drill for that very purpose, although you'd never know to look at it.

elSicomoro · 03-25-2015, 11:57 PM

Not a mile per hour more! (Albuquerque)

DanaC · 03-26-2015, 06:06 AM

18 miles seems a bizarre choice.

We have quite a few 20 mph zones.

03-07-2015, 01:29 PM	#1936
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And remember what Dave Barry said about resumes: "A good resume is more than just a piece of paper with lies written all over it. A good resume can mean the difference between not getting a job and not even coming close." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-10-2015, 03:19 PM	#1937
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03-15-2015, 08:02 PM	#1938
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03-15-2015, 10:26 PM	#1939
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	FUNNY! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-16-2015, 02:42 PM	#1940
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03-17-2015, 05:41 PM	#1941
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03-17-2015, 10:51 PM	#1942
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03-18-2015, 01:04 PM	#1943
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03-20-2015, 07:15 PM	#1945
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I keep telling glatt he can do anything with the right hardware. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-20-2015, 10:04 PM	#1946
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03-21-2015, 12:53 PM	#1947
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I like that. "Double Counter Sunk Holes" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-25-2015, 11:57 PM	#1949
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