Chewbacca, Trifecta, Chipotle, Chernobyl

lumberjim · 06-02-2015, 04:12 PM

are all already done. Chia Pet is all played out too, obviously.

I have a salesman whose last name is Chiaffetta. pronounced Cha-fettah.

When I have a deal to do for a salesman, I page them when it's time to bring their customer into my office. The code is 'come on down' We say, "Mitch Chiaffetta, Come on down..... Mitch, Come on down" That's how they know it's OK to bring the customer. It's been that way since I got here. (almost 11 years now!~)

For years now, I've been paging Mitch (not his real name, lol) with various names that sound like his, but are not his name. He gets a kick out of it. The replacement last name has to have the right amount of syllables or key sounds in the right places, so that it's close enough that you could have misheard it..... Like Trifecta has the 3 syllables, the Tr is close to Ch , and it ends with ah.

I could use some new material.

Gravdigr · 06-02-2015, 04:48 PM

Miss, or, Rich, Ciabatta

Gravdigr · 06-02-2015, 04:51 PM

Juwanna

Happy Monkey · 06-02-2015, 06:34 PM

Geppetto

footfootfoot · 06-02-2015, 08:38 PM

Ciabatta

Griff · 06-02-2015, 08:44 PM

Calypso
Kadaffi
Burgundy
Muffasa

monster · 06-02-2015, 09:17 PM

Chuff-eater

Chafed Arse
Confetti
Chew Fatter
Chaffinch

gvidas · 06-02-2015, 09:18 PM

sexobon · 06-03-2015, 01:37 AM

Car fetish

Cha-cha-cha

Vendetta

Spexxvet · 06-03-2015, 07:46 AM

Velveta

Chuff hater

Just taters

glatt · 06-03-2015, 08:14 AM

Jamaica
Ciabatta (a bread)
Giamatta (that actor)
Checota (some other last name)
Chattanooga

I came up with a few of these by just mumbling the real name into my phone and seeing what Google thought I was saying.

Clodfobble · 06-03-2015, 01:34 PM

Chalupa

lumberjim · 06-03-2015, 04:21 PM

Nice . I knew I could count on you lot.

I've done Chitty Chitty bang bang, ciabata , chalupa , and gepetto.... I like Jamaica, Velveeta and Chattanooga.... Also spell check suggested Cabana as I was typing this reply.

lumberjim · 06-03-2015, 04:24 PM

Oh, and I thought of Chimpanzee and..... Um.... Damn. I wrote it down at work. .... Sigh

Undertoad · 06-03-2015, 04:36 PM

Chief Antenna
Chapsticka
Cheese Feta
Chappaquiddick

06-02-2015, 04:12 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Chewbacca, Trifecta, Chipotle, Chernobyl are all already done. Chia Pet is all played out too, obviously. I have a salesman whose last name is Chiaffetta. pronounced Cha-fettah. When I have a deal to do for a salesman, I page them when it's time to bring their customer into my office. The code is 'come on down' We say, "Mitch Chiaffetta, Come on down..... Mitch, Come on down" That's how they know it's OK to bring the customer. It's been that way since I got here. (almost 11 years now!~) For years now, I've been paging Mitch (not his real name, lol) with various names that sound like his, but are not his name. He gets a kick out of it. The replacement last name has to have the right amount of syllables or key sounds in the right places, so that it's close enough that you could have misheard it..... Like Trifecta has the 3 syllables, the Tr is close to Ch , and it ends with ah. I could use some new material. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-02-2015, 04:48 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Miss, or, Rich, Ciabatta __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-02-2015, 04:51 PM	#3
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06-02-2015, 06:34 PM	#4
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06-02-2015, 08:38 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Ciabatta __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-02-2015, 08:44 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Calypso Kadaffi Burgundy Muffasa __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-02-2015, 09:17 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Chuff-eater Chafed Arse Confetti Chew Fatter Chaffinch __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2015, 09:18 PM	#8
gvidas Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 286

06-03-2015, 01:37 AM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Car fetish Cha-cha-cha Vendetta

06-03-2015, 07:46 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Velveta Chuff hater Just taters __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-03-2015, 08:14 AM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Jamaica Ciabatta (a bread) Giamatta (that actor) Checota (some other last name) Chattanooga I came up with a few of these by just mumbling the real name into my phone and seeing what Google thought I was saying.

06-03-2015, 01:34 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Chalupa __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-03-2015, 04:21 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Nice . I knew I could count on you lot. I've done Chitty Chitty bang bang, ciabata , chalupa , and gepetto.... I like Jamaica, Velveeta and Chattanooga.... Also spell check suggested Cabana as I was typing this reply. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-03-2015, 04:24 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Oh, and I thought of Chimpanzee and..... Um.... Damn. I wrote it down at work. .... Sigh __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-03-2015, 04:36 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Chief Antenna Chapsticka Cheese Feta Chappaquiddick

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