The WTF NSFW thread - Page 306

Clodfobble · 07-28-2015, 08:36 AM

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Squaring numbers are just like women: if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

Does that help?

BigV · 07-28-2015, 09:01 AM

Funny, but no. Turns out I have a *round peg*.

Undertoad · 07-28-2015, 09:42 AM

Scotch is very often aged for 12 years

Gravdigr · 07-28-2015, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Jenna Jameson? Couldn't you think of one with less mileage? You know, something tighter for us little guys.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I picked her(s) because I figure she'll be the first to jump on this new bandwagon.

Gravdigr · 07-28-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I'm just waiting on someone to construct the 12-year-old joke. I know there's a joke there. Come on people.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Scotch is very often aged for 12 years

I think this is the one you're lookin' fer:

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I like my women like I like my scotch, 12 years old, and mixed up with coke.

BigV · 07-28-2015, 06:15 PM

that's not funny, that's just a waste of good c/Coke.

Gravdigr · 08-02-2015, 02:50 PM

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Gravdigr · 08-06-2015, 10:57 AM

Found whilst GoogleImageSearching for 'camel mouth':

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Rule 34. I guess? Camel pron?

fargon · 08-06-2015, 11:00 AM

That is some real sick shit.

Gravdigr · 08-06-2015, 02:30 PM

Camel lover, huh?

Gravdigr · 08-08-2015, 04:46 PM

"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."

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Carruthers · 08-09-2015, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."

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I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.

I think it's in the same chapter that covers the correct form of address when being introduced to an Archbishop.

Then again...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-09-2015, 09:53 AM

Wrestlemania 69!
Clash of the Titans!
Sunday on pay per view
Debrett's Etiquette vs The Internet

Gravdigr · 08-09-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.

I bet it involves both hands and big, stupid grin...and, maybe a motorboat.

fargon · 08-09-2015, 03:24 PM

Defiantly Motorboat. When presented a rack like that, Motorboating is a must.

07-28-2015, 09:01 AM	#4577
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Funny, but no. Turns out I have a round peg. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-28-2015, 06:15 PM	#4581
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	that's not funny, that's just a waste of good c/Coke. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-02-2015, 02:50 PM	#4582
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08-06-2015, 10:57 AM	#4583
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08-06-2015, 11:00 AM	#4584
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That is some real sick shit. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-28-2015, 09:42 AM	#4578
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Scotch is very often aged for 12 years

08-06-2015, 02:30 PM	#4585
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Camel lover, huh? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-08-2015, 04:46 PM	#4586
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-09-2015, 09:53 AM	#4588
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08-09-2015, 03:24 PM	#4590
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Defiantly Motorboat. When presented a rack like that, Motorboating is a must. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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