Original Poems

Gravdigr · 08-22-2015, 10:44 AM

This is starting to remind me of George Carlin's cheer:

Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hoo-ray, lizard-shit, fuck

Gravdigr · 10-23-2018, 04:07 PM

Voyeur

~Gravdigr

She thanked him and flirted
With the UPS guy
Then she took the package
And she hurried back inside
She was so happy...
A new toy had arrived!
When she opened the box
She got such a surprise
She gasped at its length, its width
Its heft, its sheer size
Pink, and double-headed
It was bigger than most guys
She was still,having trouble
Believing her eyes
With toy in hand
"To the bedroom!" she cried
The room was soon filled
With her moans and her sighs
As she writhed in bed
With her new toy between her thighs...

...And the bear watched it all
Through brown button eyes.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2018, 02:45 PM

I've had that line about the bear for a long, long time.

08-22-2015, 10:44 AM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This is starting to remind me of George Carlin's cheer: Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot Hoo-ray, lizard-shit, fuck __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-23-2018, 04:07 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Voyeur ~Gravdigr She thanked him and flirted With the UPS guy Then she took the package And she hurried back inside She was so happy... A new toy had arrived! When she opened the box She got such a surprise She gasped at its length, its width Its heft, its sheer size Pink, and double-headed It was bigger than most guys She was still,having trouble Believing her eyes With toy in hand "To the bedroom!" she cried The room was soon filled With her moans and her sighs As she writhed in bed With her new toy between her thighs... ...And the bear watched it all Through brown button eyes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2018, 02:45 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've had that line about the bear for a long, long time. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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