The WTF NSFW thread - Page 317

xoxoxoBruce · 02-04-2016, 02:50 PM

Oh, to be a rock star. The thrill of performing for an audience.

Gravdigr · 02-04-2016, 03:28 PM

That'll get the ol' head to ringing...

Gravdigr · 02-10-2016, 11:18 AM

Keen Links You'd Like To Share, NSFW Edition:

The Mysterious Lawn Dongs<---Link NSFW

Gravdigr · 02-25-2016, 11:27 AM

WTF?!

fargon · 02-25-2016, 02:28 PM

I made it 28 seconds WTF.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-01-2016, 01:56 AM

Wouldn't happen here...

Gravdigr · 03-17-2016, 12:32 PM

Hey, I like a freaky chick as much as the next guy, maybe more than the next guy, but, this chick from Norwegia...

What the fucking fuck, woman?! Damn.

She has 1,921 of them.

They're all used.

She hopes to collect 10,000 of them.

They're hanging all over her home.

Which you can probably smell from the other side of town.

LINK<---Remember what thread you're in.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2016, 03:01 PM

It'd sure be a boner killer for me.

fargon · 03-18-2016, 06:06 AM

What Bruce said.

Elspode · 03-19-2016, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

She has 1,921 of them.

They're all used.

LINK<---Remember what thread you're in.

Oh. Oh my.

Given how jaded about the world as I am these days, I don't know whether to say "Oh...you mean no one thought to do this until now?", or, "How in fuck all did anyone even think to do this?".

xoxoxoBruce · 03-19-2016, 02:21 AM

I've heard of keeping them before but not pinned to the wall.

Carruthers · 03-19-2016, 05:11 AM

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Concerned mum leaves condom for son ahead of his date - but makes one HUGE mistake

She was just trying to be helpful but social media users have been quick to point out her error

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At first glance, it looks like any caring note a parent would leave for their child to tell them their dinner was in the fridge or they hadn't walked the dog.

Further inspection will tell you that this mum is actually leaving a condom for her son ahead of his date with a girl, concerned that he will have unprotected sex.

You might think that's a bit weird - hey, maybe they're a close family and share everything - but social media users were more distracted by how she left the condom.

She's only gone and PINNED it to the board, thereby putting a hole in it and rendering it useless.

As one Reddit user pointed out, maybe she just really wants grandchildren and was hoping he wouldn't notice.

It is not known where the image originated or when it was taken, but it has been circulated on social media as people take great pleasure in pointing out her mistake.

At least she also left him dinner in the fridge...

Terribly bad form to pin them to the wall afterwards.
Always do it beforehand.

Daily Record

xoxoxoBruce · 03-19-2016, 05:57 AM

First thing that popped into my head, she want's the boy to get married, settle down, and make grandchildren.
Mothers are sneaky like that.

Gravdigr · 03-21-2016, 03:04 PM

Take a tour of the Fleshlight factory:

plthijinx · 03-21-2016, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Take a tour of the Fleshlight factory:

well? now i know what to do with all that $ i'm saving from not drinking.....

02-04-2016, 02:50 PM	#4741
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh, to be a rock star. The thrill of performing for an audience. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-04-2016, 03:28 PM	#4742
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02-10-2016, 11:18 AM	#4743
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02-25-2016, 11:27 AM	#4744
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	WTF?! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-25-2016, 02:28 PM	#4745
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I made it 28 seconds WTF. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-01-2016, 01:56 AM	#4746
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wouldn't happen here... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2016, 12:32 PM	#4747
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hey, I like a freaky chick as much as the next guy, maybe more than the next guy, but, this chick from Norwegia... What the fucking fuck, woman?! Damn. She has 1,921 of them. They're all used. She hopes to collect 10,000 of them. They're hanging all over her home. Which you can probably smell from the other side of town. LINK<---Remember what thread you're in. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-17-2016, 03:01 PM	#4748
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It'd sure be a boner killer for me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-18-2016, 06:06 AM	#4749
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	What Bruce said. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-19-2016, 02:21 AM	#4751
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I've heard of keeping them before but not pinned to the wall. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-19-2016, 05:57 AM	#4753
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	First thing that popped into my head, she want's the boy to get married, settle down, and make grandchildren. Mothers are sneaky like that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-21-2016, 03:04 PM	#4754
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Take a tour of the Fleshlight factory: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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