Bitcoin

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by tw

... A second parallel controversy is Bitcoin's future. It must change to grow. How? ...

New marketing strategy: Naughty Bits Coins

Sex sells.

[tw]

Originally Posted by sexobon

New marketing strategy: Naughty Bits Coins

What a tremendous idea. So many nations waste metals with headshots and memorials. A one dollar bit coin could feature conventional sex. A $10 coin features 69 oral sex. $20 (in the tradition of Andrew Jackson) could feature S&M. The $100 coin would feature bit tits so that the blind could identify it.

Then Bitcoin would create a massive following of numismatists creating more trade throughout the world. After all, isn't sex an international currency (even in the Islamist state where it is also called rape)?

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by tw

What a tremendous idea. ...

Why thank you. I can tell you're a man of sophistication and good taste.

I must inform you that naughty bits coins are virtual; so, your bit tits for the blind won't work. The value of one naughty bitscoin [currency symbol "69"] is fixed at the price that Bill Clinton paid for the Grand Reserve Gurkha Cigar that he inserted into Monica Lewinsky's vagina.

This ensures stable valuation unlike precious metal coins (e.g. Islamic gold dinar) which fluctuate with metals market values. After all, who wants coins that are constantly changing in value? They're doomed from the start.

Thus, the value of the basic unit will be small enough for common use like real currency while versatile enough for larger transactions in the form of naughtykilobitscoins (K69), naughtymegabitscoins (M69), naughtygigabitscoins (G69) ... etc.

Of course, they won't be kept in virtual wallets, they'll be kept in virtual condoms for safety.

[xoxoxoBruce]

You're a sick bastard.

[John Sellers]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You're a sick bastard.

Now that's a bit harsh. TW just doesn't place much value on emotions. That doesn't make him a bad person.

[xoxoxoBruce]

That was directed at Sexobon.
And it's twoo, it's twoo. /Von Shtupp

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

... And it's twoo, it's twoo. ...

The twooth, the whole twooth, and nothing but the twooth.

[tw]

Originally Posted by John Sellers

That doesn't make him a bad person.

Classicman has taught the emotion called cheapshot. What is this emotion called 'bad'.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by sexobon

Why thank you. I can tell you're a man of sophistication and good taste.

I must inform you that naughty bits coins are virtual; so, your bit tits for the blind won't work. The value of one naughty bitscoin [currency symbol "69"] is fixed at the price that Bill Clinton paid for the Grand Reserve Gurkha Cigar that he inserted into Monica Lewinsky's vagina.

This ensures stable valuation unlike precious metal coins (e.g. Islamic gold dinar) which fluctuate with metals market values. After all, who wants coins that are constantly changing in value? They're doomed from the start.

Thus, the value of the basic unit will be small enough for common use like real currency while versatile enough for larger transactions in the form of naughtykilobitscoins (K69), naughtymegabitscoins (M69), naughtygigabitscoins (G69) ... etc.

Of course, they won't be kept in virtual wallets, they'll be kept in virtual condoms for safety.

Have some Cellar Gold® a value free coin of the Realm of Undertoad.

[tw]

Originally Posted by Griff

Have some Cellar Gold® a value free coin of the Realm of Undertoad.

So that what is meant by an underground economy.