I don't know noth'in bout birthen no hurricane - Page 6

xoxoxoBruce · 10-09-2004, 08:34 PM

There's more in that bulb than water. Looks like the turtle raped it.

Nightsong · 10-11-2004, 01:45 AM

I have it on good information that the turtle and the light bulb are just good friends.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2004, 06:39 PM

What's the turtles name, Kobe? Mike?

wolf · 10-11-2004, 08:24 PM

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. At times its winds spin counter-clockwise, then it
abruptly reverses direction. Experts predict that this one will cause
the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four
years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only
way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2004, 08:30 PM

Quote:

the onlyay for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush.

Or sticking your head up your ass. Oh,..wait,...that's the same thing. :p

tw · 10-12-2004, 04:57 PM

Yesterday a new topical storm formed in the Atlantic - Nicole. Today a new one in the Pacific - Lester-

OnyxCougar · 10-14-2004, 05:48 PM

Vegas never has hurricanes. Or tornados. Or earthquakes.

You just fucking BROIL in the summer.

But it's a dry heat.

122 degrees F in the bloody shade.

tw · 10-22-2004, 06:55 PM

Japan typically suffers 2.6 typhoons per year. The record was 6 in one season. Typhoon Tokage is the tenth typhoon with winds exceeding 220 KPH (about 140 MPH) and killing almost 80 people. It struck Japan in the south east coast and weakened just as it hit Tokyo. However the eleventh typhoon, Typhoon Nock-ten is on the same track, approaching the Philippines and promises to be just as strong.

One of the factors predicted by global warming models are typhoons and hurricanes that become more powerful. This year's unusual high number of storms corresponds to higher than normal ocean temperatures. Storms that normally would not amount to much instead become destructive storms. Historical data suggests this trend should continue.

glatt · 08-01-2016, 10:25 AM

I liked this thread title, so decided to put this tidbit here.

The Gulf of Mexico has now gone three years since having a hurricane. It's broken all records and is the longest span without a hurricane in history.

BigV · 08-01-2016, 04:47 PM

Maybe it forgot

elSicomoro · 08-02-2016, 02:24 AM

The oil sucked up all the hurricane winds.

Happy Monkey · 08-05-2016, 09:15 AM

Ben Franklin knew that you could calm troubled waters by pouring oil on them.

infinite monkey · 08-05-2016, 10:47 AM

I think my area is officially in a drought. I know it's pissing me right the hell off. Where's my fucking rain?

Gravdigr · 08-05-2016, 02:30 PM

We've got it. We've got your rain, we've got our rain, we've got urrbody's rain. Srsly. June was a record. July broke the old July record into a million pieces. And we've been soaked all of August so far. I think we went for two weeks straight in July with rain everyday.

The weather has gone all cockadoody.

infinite monkey · 08-05-2016, 04:44 PM

Please send some here. Supposed to storm tonight. Hmmph, ive heard that one before.

10-09-2004, 08:34 PM	#76
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There's more in that bulb than water. Looks like the turtle raped it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2004, 01:45 AM	#77
Nightsong Wang Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 177	statement from the accused I have it on good information that the turtle and the light bulb are just good friends.

10-11-2004, 06:39 PM	#78
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What's the turtles name, Kobe? Mike? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2004, 08:24 PM	#79
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. At times its winds spin counter-clockwise, then it abruptly reverses direction. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-12-2004, 04:57 PM	#81
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Yesterday a new topical storm formed in the Atlantic - Nicole. Today a new one in the Pacific - Lester- Attached Images

10-14-2004, 05:48 PM	#82
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Vegas never has hurricanes. Or tornados. Or earthquakes. You just fucking BROIL in the summer. But it's a dry heat. 122 degrees F in the bloody shade. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

10-22-2004, 06:55 PM	#83
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Japan typically suffers 2.6 typhoons per year. The record was 6 in one season. Typhoon Tokage is the tenth typhoon with winds exceeding 220 KPH (about 140 MPH) and killing almost 80 people. It struck Japan in the south east coast and weakened just as it hit Tokyo. However the eleventh typhoon, Typhoon Nock-ten is on the same track, approaching the Philippines and promises to be just as strong. One of the factors predicted by global warming models are typhoons and hurricanes that become more powerful. This year's unusual high number of storms corresponds to higher than normal ocean temperatures. Storms that normally would not amount to much instead become destructive storms. Historical data suggests this trend should continue.

08-01-2016, 10:25 AM	#84
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I liked this thread title, so decided to put this tidbit here. The Gulf of Mexico has now gone three years since having a hurricane. It's broken all records and is the longest span without a hurricane in history.

08-01-2016, 04:47 PM	#85
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Maybe it forgot __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-02-2016, 02:24 AM	#86
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The oil sucked up all the hurricane winds.

08-05-2016, 09:15 AM	#87
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Ben Franklin knew that you could calm troubled waters by pouring oil on them. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-05-2016, 10:47 AM	#88
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I think my area is officially in a drought. I know it's pissing me right the hell off. Where's my fucking rain?

08-05-2016, 02:30 PM	#89
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We've got it. We've got your rain, we've got our rain, we've got urrbody's rain. Srsly. June was a record. July broke the old July record into a million pieces. And we've been soaked all of August so far. I think we went for two weeks straight in July with rain everyday. The weather has gone all cockadoody. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-05-2016, 04:44 PM	#90
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Please send some here. Supposed to storm tonight. Hmmph, ive heard that one before.

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