Cellar Fantasy football 2016 - Page 6

Clodfobble · 10-12-2016, 02:25 PM

You'll be gratified to know, Flint, that I am on a 5-game winning streak this year, despite not watching a single minute of a single football game in about a decade. Not even the Super Bowls.

lumberjim · 10-12-2016, 03:54 PM

Flint can suck it

Undertoad · 10-12-2016, 03:59 PM

It's 3D6 to determine the success of a pass, over a simple table lookup and there is usually a 1d4 saving throw for the covering player depending on their DEX and INT.

lumberjim · 10-12-2016, 04:53 PM

yabbut. If your WR has dex over 80, you get the REF roll and a chance of PI

fags

Griff · 10-12-2016, 06:11 PM

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Undertoad · 10-12-2016, 06:14 PM

The best fantasy football. Too bad it's the wrong football, but there's really nothing in the world like this game.

elSicomoro · 10-12-2016, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You'll be gratified to know, Flint, that I am on a 5-game winning streak this year, despite not watching a single minute of a single football game in about a decade. Not even the Super Bowls.

I saw this a minute ago...what the hell is this fuckery?!

lumberjim · 10-12-2016, 08:43 PM

Leads the league. She's like the Vikings

BigV · 10-12-2016, 08:45 PM

non-fantasy football observation from a fan of my home team, Seattle Seahawks.

The Seahawks have the number one ranked defense (fourth year in a row, wooT!). The Atlanta Falcons, who we play here on Sunday have the number one ranked offense. Top offense vs top defense. The pleasant symmetry continues on other side of the ball for both teams, ranked 27th, respectively.

What do you think? When Atlanta has the ball, it's power against power. When Seattle has the ball it's weakness against ineptitude. Or something. The intangibles that I believe are in Seattle's favor, it's a home game for us. Century Link Field is *notoriously* loud, earthquake-level loud. Advantage-Seattle. And the weather is supposed to be pretty shitty, rainy and very, very windy. I would think that favors the defense, which of course, they both must play.

It promises to be an exciting game.

lumberjim · 10-12-2016, 09:39 PM

Exciting? Like 9 to 6 exciting? Zzzzzzzz

BigV · 10-16-2016, 05:05 PM

17-0 at the half, Seattle leading. Atlanta's offense: 86 yards.

GO HAWKS!

lumberjim · 10-17-2016, 10:55 AM

yeah, I was dead wrong on that one. not a snoozer at all. you just never know

Clodfobble · 10-18-2016, 04:35 PM

Many congrats to the Ruff Riders for breaking my winning streak.

Vengeance will be mine.

Griff · 10-18-2016, 05:07 PM

Thanks for the beat down Forktards!

classicman · 10-19-2016, 03:18 PM

Sorry Griff. Didn't know it happened till just now. Been a little distracted.

10-12-2016, 02:25 PM	#76
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You'll be gratified to know, Flint, that I am on a 5-game winning streak this year, despite not watching a single minute of a single football game in about a decade. Not even the Super Bowls. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-12-2016, 03:54 PM	#77
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Flint can suck it __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2016, 04:53 PM	#79
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yabbut. If your WR has dex over 80, you get the REF roll and a chance of PI fags __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2016, 06:11 PM	#80
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-12-2016, 08:43 PM	#83
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Leads the league. She's like the Vikings __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-12-2016, 03:59 PM	#78
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's 3D6 to determine the success of a pass, over a simple table lookup and there is usually a 1d4 saving throw for the covering player depending on their DEX and INT.

10-12-2016, 06:14 PM	#81
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The best fantasy football. Too bad it's the wrong football, but there's really nothing in the world like this game.

10-12-2016, 08:45 PM	#84
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	non-fantasy football observation from a fan of my home team, Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks have the number one ranked defense (fourth year in a row, wooT!). The Atlanta Falcons, who we play here on Sunday have the number one ranked offense. Top offense vs top defense. The pleasant symmetry continues on other side of the ball for both teams, ranked 27th, respectively. What do you think? When Atlanta has the ball, it's power against power. When Seattle has the ball it's weakness against ineptitude. Or something. The intangibles that I believe are in Seattle's favor, it's a home game for us. Century Link Field is notoriously loud, earthquake-level loud. Advantage-Seattle. And the weather is supposed to be pretty shitty, rainy and very, very windy. I would think that favors the defense, which of course, they both must play. It promises to be an exciting game. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-12-2016, 09:39 PM	#85
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Exciting? Like 9 to 6 exciting? Zzzzzzzz __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-16-2016, 05:05 PM	#86
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	17-0 at the half, Seattle leading. Atlanta's offense: 86 yards. GO HAWKS! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-17-2016, 10:55 AM	#87
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, I was dead wrong on that one. not a snoozer at all. you just never know __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-18-2016, 04:35 PM	#88
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Many congrats to the Ruff Riders for breaking my winning streak. Vengeance will be mine. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-18-2016, 05:07 PM	#89
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thanks for the beat down Forktards! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-19-2016, 03:18 PM	#90
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sorry Griff. Didn't know it happened till just now. Been a little distracted. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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