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Carruthers · 02-23-2017, 04:48 AM

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A massive sculpture of Jeremy Clarkson’s head has been called “a tacky monstrosity” after a family won a competition to have it in their garden.

Zohaib Alam, 15, entered The Grand Tour Twitter competition for his dad to win the 6ft fibreglass sculpture of the former Top Gear host’s head.

“My dad loves the show and I love those types of programmes too,” the teenager, who lives in Salford, told the Manchester Evening News.

“I tweeted the show after I saw the competition and suddenly I got a tweet back to say our front garden was big enough for Jeremy Clarkson’s head.

“I know Jeremy Clarkson has got a big head but we said it would fit after we found out the dimensions. It was amazing when we found out that we had won. It’s the first time we’ve won anything.”

In gentler times it would have been covered by a sheet lest it frighten the horses.

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xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2017, 11:00 AM

Or placed at the bottom of a hill to urge the horses up.

BigV · 02-23-2017, 12:28 PM

BYOB, bring your own bottle, right?

Nope, bring your own bullet. BYOR, bring your own rope. Or, BYOD, bring your own drugs. Your own lethal injection drugs. Really, you can't make this shit up.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.167cec0bcb0a

Gravdigr · 02-23-2017, 02:14 PM

I'm sure that'll work just fine.

Gravdigr · 02-23-2017, 04:09 PM

Dan Marino Finally Retires From The Miami Dolphins

DanaC · 02-23-2017, 04:56 PM

Giant Clarkson head...

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the teenager, who lives in Salford, told the Manchester Evening News.

This answered any questions I had about that story.*

* I'm allowed to say that - it's where I hail from.

Gravdigr · 04-10-2017, 03:14 PM

Ya reckon that ol' Fargon fella done went off the reservation?

Feds looking beyond Wisconsin for manifesto suspect feared to be plotting act of mass violence

Gravdigr · 04-14-2017, 07:05 AM

Penguins fan stabbed in the head, refuses to seek medical aid until after the game

tw · 04-15-2017, 03:35 PM

Who do these penguins play against? The Sharks? Sound like a one sided game.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2017, 03:33 PM

Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

...by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis, Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

This is probably not good.

DanaC · 04-24-2017, 03:44 PM

This would be a really good time for someone to find a way of blocking the president's twitter access.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2017, 03:46 PM

Illinois college student killed in freak accident during track and field meet

He was struck by a thrown hammer. Hammer throw.

tw · 04-25-2017, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Entire U.S. Senate to go to North Korea for White House briefing

Now that is news.

footfootfoot · 04-25-2017, 09:46 AM

Toddler And 5-Year-Old Crash SUV Trying To Drive To Grandma’s House

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b078581f137132

I wonder if the 3 y.o. worked the pedals.

Gravdigr · 05-15-2017, 05:10 PM

I'm no Trump supporter, but, fuck Todd Rundgren, and anyone else who wishes to impose their politics on me. I wasn't going to his fucking slapped together show anyway, but, still...

I don't give a fuck what your politics are, shut up, make music, and bang on yer drum all day ya whiny bitch.

Nyah.

02-23-2017, 11:00 AM	#3692
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Or placed at the bottom of a hill to urge the horses up. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-23-2017, 12:28 PM	#3693
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	BYOB BYOR BYOD BYOB, bring your own bottle, right? Nope, bring your own bullet. BYOR, bring your own rope. Or, BYOD, bring your own drugs. Your own lethal injection drugs. Really, you can't make this shit up. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.167cec0bcb0a __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-23-2017, 02:14 PM	#3694
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm sure that'll work just fine. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-23-2017, 04:09 PM	#3695
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dan Marino Finally Retires From The Miami Dolphins __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-10-2017, 03:14 PM	#3697
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya reckon that ol' Fargon fella done went off the reservation? Feds looking beyond Wisconsin for manifesto suspect feared to be plotting act of mass violence __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-14-2017, 07:05 AM	#3698
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Penguins fan stabbed in the head, refuses to seek medical aid until after the game __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-15-2017, 03:35 PM	#3699
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Who do these penguins play against? The Sharks? Sound like a one sided game.

04-24-2017, 03:33 PM	#3700
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing ...by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis, Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and General Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. This is probably not good. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-24-2017, 03:46 PM	#3702
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Illinois college student killed in freak accident during track and field meet He was struck by a thrown hammer. Hammer throw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-25-2017, 09:46 AM	#3704
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Toddler And 5-Year-Old Crash SUV Trying To Drive To Grandma’s House http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b078581f137132 I wonder if the 3 y.o. worked the pedals. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-15-2017, 05:10 PM	#3705
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm no Trump supporter, but, fuck Todd Rundgren, and anyone else who wishes to impose their politics on me. I wasn't going to his fucking slapped together show anyway, but, still... I don't give a fuck what your politics are, shut up, make music, and bang on yer drum all day ya whiny bitch. Nyah. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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