5/13/2004: Baby nurses on statue

Undertoad · 05-13-2004, 01:27 PM

Sent along via lumberjim, who had it sent along by jinx (thanks all around ) -

This baby spotted a nipple and decided to go for it, but he's not likely to get any milk out of that rock.

lumberjim · 05-13-2004, 01:34 PM

oh. sorry i never got back to you with more info. the site where it was found was all in japanese. still....damn funny picture.

the baby must be low on minerals or iron.

glatt · 05-13-2004, 01:34 PM

That's a good one. Brought a smile to my face. First thing I've seen on the internet in a few days to make me smile.

plthijinx · 05-13-2004, 04:23 PM

practice makes perfect!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2004, 04:42 PM

Hard to lose that pacifier.

Bitman · 05-13-2004, 04:53 PM

Nipplicious! Strangely, I was unable to parse the headline until I saw the picture. "What's a baby nurse, and how'd they get on top of a statue?"

MachineyBear · 05-13-2004, 05:03 PM

Yeah, of course it's funny when THE BABY does it. I just get gawked at.

poohbearbeth · 05-13-2004, 06:31 PM

Got Milk?

Pearcie (AUS) · 05-13-2004, 06:43 PM

I'm with Bitman, I was totaly expecting to see a bunch of baby nurses crawling all over some statue.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MachineyBear
Yeah, of course it's funny when THE BABY does it. I just get gawked at.

thank god, I'm not the only one.

Woodlong · 05-13-2004, 07:04 PM

Hope Ashcroft doesn't see the pic. He'd admonish Japan for corruption of youth.

SteveDallas · 05-13-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Woodlong
Hope Ashcroft doesn't see the pic. He'd admonish Japan for corruption of youth.

I think he already knows... I believe bukkake is one of the specific things he wants to prosecute for obscenity.

lumberjim · 05-13-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas

I think he already knows... I believe bukkake is one of the specific things he wants to prosecute for obscenity.

steve, the fact that you know how to spell "bukkake" speaks volumes.

Crimson Ghost · 05-14-2004, 07:36 AM

I always wanted to see nipples as hard as rocks.

MMM...BUKKAKE... anyone want a glazed doughnut?

mmmmbacon · 05-14-2004, 11:28 AM

The headline parsing confusion reminds me of the great example of the same by George Carlin:

Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick.

OR

Ranger Dan and his big DOG DICK !

05-13-2004, 01:27 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	5/13/2004: Baby nurses on statue Sent along via lumberjim, who had it sent along by jinx (thanks all around ) - This baby spotted a nipple and decided to go for it, but he's not likely to get any milk out of that rock.

05-13-2004, 01:34 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh. sorry i never got back to you with more info. the site where it was found was all in japanese. still....damn funny picture. the baby must be low on minerals or iron. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-13-2004, 04:23 PM	#4
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	practice makes perfect! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-13-2004, 04:42 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hard to lose that pacifier. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-13-2004, 06:43 PM	#9
Pearcie (AUS) Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73	Headline Confusion I'm with Bitman, I was totaly expecting to see a bunch of baby nurses crawling all over some statue.

05-13-2004, 01:34 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's a good one. Brought a smile to my face. First thing I've seen on the internet in a few days to make me smile.

05-13-2004, 04:53 PM	#6
Bitman cellar smellar Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: californy, baby! Posts: 403	Nipplicious! Strangely, I was unable to parse the headline until I saw the picture. "What's a baby nurse, and how'd they get on top of a statue?"

05-13-2004, 05:03 PM	#7
MachineyBear Romantic Necromancer Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 29	Yeah, of course it's funny when THE BABY does it. I just get gawked at.

05-13-2004, 06:31 PM	#8
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	Got Milk?

05-13-2004, 07:04 PM	#11
Woodlong Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: NC, USA Posts: 2	Hope Ashcroft doesn't see the pic. He'd admonish Japan for corruption of youth.

05-14-2004, 07:36 AM	#14
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I always wanted to see nipples as hard as rocks. MMM...BUKKAKE... anyone want a glazed doughnut? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-14-2004, 11:28 AM	#15
mmmmbacon biting my elbow Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 30	The headline parsing confusion reminds me of the great example of the same by George Carlin: Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick. OR Ranger Dan and his big DOG DICK !

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