The Sex Thread - Page 84

Madman · 12-14-2015, 02:03 PM

Quote:

The bedroom is for bonding, sex, and intimacy—not watching TV. Also, no answering phones if they ring during sex!”

Shit... Wish I knew about this 30 years ago.

Gravdigr · 01-02-2016, 04:40 PM

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BigV · 01-02-2016, 11:16 PM

Awww, too bad Digr, here's a little mood music while you hope for a reversal of fortune.

Gravdigr · 01-03-2016, 11:58 AM

Nooo.....No peg. No peeeegg!!

busterb · 01-03-2016, 07:41 PM

What is this sex ya'll speak of?

sexobon · 01-10-2016, 01:33 PM

Play your cards right and you too can find out:

Gravdigr · 01-20-2016, 02:00 PM

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BigV · 01-20-2016, 02:01 PM

Dude,

Giving head, you're doing it wrong, really, really wrong.

Gravdigr · 07-23-2016, 02:12 PM

WTF, Chamicka?!

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xoxoxoBruce · 08-27-2016, 06:26 PM

Well at least Chamicka isn't a teaser.

classicman · 08-28-2016, 07:24 AM

Ha! Typo in the last line or really odd wording...

Or my eyes seeing "for" not "far"

xoxoxoBruce · 05-16-2017, 10:21 PM

Sexual congress has been going on forever of course but the slang for it has changed...

1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
4. Play at couch quail (1521)
5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
6. Board a land carrack (1604)
7. Fadoodling (1611)
8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
9. Night physic (1621)
10. Princum-prancum (1630)
11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
12. Join paunches (1656)
13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
20. Join giblets (1680)
21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
22. Lerricompoop (1694)
23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
24. Houghmagandy (1700)
25. Pogue the hone (1719)
26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
27. Dance the kipples (1796)
28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

Gravdigr · 05-17-2017, 01:17 PM

#s 16, and 28.

Iggy · 06-26-2017, 02:31 AM

It seems like people keep trying to bring this thread back, without any luck. Anyone want to get things going again here? I've been gone a few years, but I am no less perverted than I was.

Iggy · 06-26-2017, 02:35 AM

I have a topic for discussion: sex after children. Did you go a long time after baby was born to start things up again? Or get right back to it?

In the years I've been away I've gotten married to my SO and had a child (now 4 years old). We basically went 2 years after she was born to get busy... Which was not fun. Anyone else have a similar experience?

I think part of the issue was breastfeeding.... I breastfeed for a year and hubs did not like it... I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he was "grossed out", but pretty close. Guys, what are your thoughts on sex if the lady is lactating?
Ladies, what are your thoughts on sex while lactating?

01-02-2016, 04:40 PM	#1247
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01-02-2016, 11:16 PM	#1248
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Awww, too bad Digr, here's a little mood music while you hope for a reversal of fortune. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-03-2016, 11:58 AM	#1249
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Nooo.....No peg. No peeeegg!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-03-2016, 07:41 PM	#1250
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	What is this sex ya'll speak of? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-20-2016, 02:00 PM	#1252
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-10-2016, 01:33 PM	#1251
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Play your cards right and you too can find out:

01-20-2016, 02:01 PM	#1253
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Dude, Giving head, you're doing it wrong, really, really wrong. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-23-2016, 02:12 PM	#1254
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	WTF, Chamicka?! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-27-2016, 06:26 PM	#1255
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well at least Chamicka isn't a teaser. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-28-2016, 07:24 AM	#1256
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ha! Typo in the last line or really odd wording... Or my eyes seeing "for" not "far" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 08-28-2016 at 07:26 AM. Reason: ETA my eyes

05-16-2017, 10:21 PM	#1257
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sexual congress has been going on forever of course but the slang for it has changed... 1. Give someone a green gown (1351) 2. Play nug-a-nug (1505) 3. Play the pyrdewy (1512) 4. Play at couch quail (1521) 5. Ride below the crupper (1578) 6. Board a land carrack (1604) 7. Fadoodling (1611) 8. Put the devil into hell (1616) 9. Night physic (1621) 10. Princum-prancum (1630) 11. Culbatizing exercise (1653) 12. Join paunches (1656) 13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656) 14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660) 15. Dance Barnaby (1664) 16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665) 17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667) 18. Blow off the groundsills (1674) 19. Play hey gammer cook (1674) 20. Join giblets (1680) 21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684) 22. Lerricompoop (1694) 23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698) 24. Houghmagandy (1700) 25. Pogue the hone (1719) 26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785) 27. Dance the kipples (1796) 28. Have one’s corn ground (1800) 29. Horizontal refreshment (1863) 30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896) 31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910) __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-17-2017, 01:17 PM	#1258
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	#s 16, and 28. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-26-2017, 02:31 AM	#1259
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	It seems like people keep trying to bring this thread back, without any luck. Anyone want to get things going again here? I've been gone a few years, but I am no less perverted than I was. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

06-26-2017, 02:35 AM	#1260
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I have a topic for discussion: sex after children. Did you go a long time after baby was born to start things up again? Or get right back to it? In the years I've been away I've gotten married to my SO and had a child (now 4 years old). We basically went 2 years after she was born to get busy... Which was not fun. Anyone else have a similar experience? I think part of the issue was breastfeeding.... I breastfeed for a year and hubs did not like it... I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he was "grossed out", but pretty close. Guys, what are your thoughts on sex if the lady is lactating? Ladies, what are your thoughts on sex while lactating? __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness. Last edited by Iggy; 06-26-2017 at 02:41 AM.

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