Cat - Page 26

fargon · 06-22-2017, 05:14 PM

I Wish I could stretch like that.

Gravdigr · 06-29-2017, 04:50 PM

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Gravdigr · 06-30-2017, 11:09 AM

1. Do not expose the mogwai to bright lights or sunlight which will kill it.

2. Do not let it get wet.

3. Never, ever feed it after midnight.

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fargon · 06-30-2017, 03:50 PM

Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold.

BigV · 07-01-2017, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold.

and their radiators are fully deployed

Gravdigr · 07-01-2017, 01:01 PM

Shh!

They can hear your thoughts.

captainhook455 · 07-06-2017, 10:17 AM

I'm going to be reincarnated as a cat if I have a choice.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2017, 01:10 PM

Last evening on Family Feud the question was something like 'Name an animal described as busy.'

This one dumbass answered 'Tiger, Steve.' Yeah, busy as a tiger.

When Steve (Harvey) came around to the same guy a second time on the same question, he answered 'I'm going with cat, Steve.'

Cat. Literally the laziest animal on the planet. Sleeps eighteen hours a day. Yep, the busy cat.

What an ijit.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-06-2017, 01:24 PM

Yeah but to be fair, while cats are sleeping they are dreaming up new ways to disembowel you in a more painful manner. That's busy.

BigV · 07-08-2017, 11:25 AM

that's funny!

Gravdigr · 07-08-2017, 04:54 PM

Adoptable Cat Descriptions

Sample:

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Gravdigr · 07-08-2017, 04:58 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 07-08-2017, 10:28 PM

Catty bitches...

Gravdigr · 07-09-2017, 12:01 AM

"And not the first fuck was given among the bunch of 'em."

Gravdigr · 07-15-2017, 03:27 PM

Lalah the climbing kitty:

Apparently, an A-10 Warthog does a fly-by and lets loose w/the cannon at the 49 second mark...Audible in the background.

06-22-2017, 05:14 PM	#376
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06-29-2017, 04:50 PM	#377
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06-30-2017, 11:09 AM	#378
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1. Do not expose the mogwai to bright lights or sunlight which will kill it. 2. Do not let it get wet. 3. Never, ever feed it after midnight. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-30-2017, 03:50 PM	#379
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-01-2017, 01:01 PM	#381
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Shh! They can hear your thoughts. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2017, 10:17 AM	#382
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I'm going to be reincarnated as a cat if I have a choice.

07-06-2017, 01:10 PM	#383
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Last evening on Family Feud the question was something like 'Name an animal described as busy.' This one dumbass answered 'Tiger, Steve.' Yeah, busy as a tiger. When Steve (Harvey) came around to the same guy a second time on the same question, he answered 'I'm going with cat, Steve.' Cat. Literally the laziest animal on the planet. Sleeps eighteen hours a day. Yep, the busy cat. What an ijit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2017, 01:24 PM	#384
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah but to be fair, while cats are sleeping they are dreaming up new ways to disembowel you in a more painful manner. That's busy. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-08-2017, 11:25 AM	#385
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	that's funny! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-08-2017, 04:54 PM	#386
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Adoptable Cat Descriptions Sample: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-08-2017, 04:58 PM	#387
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-08-2017, 10:28 PM	#388
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Catty bitches... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-09-2017, 12:01 AM	#389
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"And not the first fuck was given among the bunch of 'em." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-15-2017, 03:27 PM	#390
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Lalah the climbing kitty: Apparently, an A-10 Warthog does a fly-by and lets loose w/the cannon at the 49 second mark...Audible in the background. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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