Helpful Bomb Advice

pirate · 05-18-2004, 07:44 PM

Hey, I found this funny picture on the net and I thought Id share it. He is a bomb defuser.

plthijinx · 05-18-2004, 08:01 PM

anyone have handy the sonofabitch one from the bomb squad school?

(don't want to give it away for those who haven't seen it)

plthijinx · 05-19-2004, 05:57 PM

ah, here it is:

DanaC · 05-19-2004, 05:59 PM

*laughs heartily*

wolf · 05-20-2004, 12:44 AM

Rule #1: Blowing Yourself Up Gets You Caught, If You Survive.

wolf · 05-22-2004, 04:02 PM

Rule #2 Have an extensive psychiatric history, so maybe you'll have a chance at convincing people you didn't really mean it.

richlevy · 05-22-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
Rule #2 Have an extensive psychiatric history, so maybe you'll have a chance at convincing people you didn't really mean it.

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Upper Moreland police charged a township man yesterday with possession of a weapon of mass destruction and related counts after they said they found bomb-making materials in his home.

Please don't tell the White House or we'll be fighting a war on three fronts. Then again, PA could use a couple of billion in reconstruction money.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-22-2004, 08:15 PM

If "something" exploded, and the only thing they could find is shrapnel, how could he be "in possession of a weapon of mass destruction"?

BrianR · 05-22-2004, 10:42 PM

You know; if I were to look up, on Google, instructions on how to improvise an explosive from ordinary household materials; then look in my cabinets and find enough of them to make a bomb; would I then be guilty of possessing "bomb-making" materials?

Because I had styrofoam, ammonia, bleach, chalk, gasoline, motor oil, a bucket of rusty nails, sawdust, charcoal, lighter fluid, vegetable shortening, vinegar, a few pieces of plumbing pipe, duct tape and wire in various sizes? Not to mention a copy of The Poor Mans' James Bond...

I think this Patriot Act thing is getting out of hand and needs to be reigned in. And I'm a Republican for Chrissakes!

Brian

russotto · 05-24-2004, 01:01 PM

If it went off, and no one is missing a medium-sized suburb (or larger area), it ain't a weapon of mass destruction by any means.

Anyone with a home with a natural gas feed, some duct tape, and a candle can make a real nice bomb to take out a fairly large area, after all.

jaguar · 05-24-2004, 01:08 PM

I seem to remember about australia getting worried about people filling trucks with ANFO, good farking luck stopping people getting hold of a truck, fertiliser and fuel oil.

High order explosives are orders of magnitude tricker but it`s far from impossible.

05-19-2004, 05:57 PM	#3
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	ah, here it is: Attached Images __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-20-2004, 12:44 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Rule #1: Blowing Yourself Up Gets You Caught, If You Survive. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-22-2004, 04:02 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Rule #2 Have an extensive psychiatric history, so maybe you'll have a chance at convincing people you didn't really mean it. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-22-2004, 08:15 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If "something" exploded, and the only thing they could find is shrapnel, how could he be "in possession of a weapon of mass destruction"? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-22-2004, 10:42 PM	#9
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	You know; if I were to look up, on Google, instructions on how to improvise an explosive from ordinary household materials; then look in my cabinets and find enough of them to make a bomb; would I then be guilty of possessing "bomb-making" materials? Because I had styrofoam, ammonia, bleach, chalk, gasoline, motor oil, a bucket of rusty nails, sawdust, charcoal, lighter fluid, vegetable shortening, vinegar, a few pieces of plumbing pipe, duct tape and wire in various sizes? Not to mention a copy of The Poor Mans' James Bond... I think this Patriot Act thing is getting out of hand and needs to be reigned in. And I'm a Republican for Chrissakes! Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-18-2004, 07:44 PM	#1
pirate Burn anything in 3 minutes...Guaranteed!!!!! ! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Mackay Posts: 48	Helpful Bomb Advice Hey, I found this funny picture on the net and I thought Id share it. He is a bomb defuser. Attached Images

05-18-2004, 08:01 PM	#2
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	anyone have handy the sonofabitch one from the bomb squad school? (don't want to give it away for those who haven't seen it) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-19-2004, 05:59 PM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	laughs heartily

05-24-2004, 01:01 PM	#10
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	If it went off, and no one is missing a medium-sized suburb (or larger area), it ain't a weapon of mass destruction by any means. Anyone with a home with a natural gas feed, some duct tape, and a candle can make a real nice bomb to take out a fairly large area, after all.

05-24-2004, 01:08 PM	#11
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I seem to remember about australia getting worried about people filling trucks with ANFO, good farking luck stopping people getting hold of a truck, fertiliser and fuel oil. High order explosives are orders of magnitude tricker but it`s far from impossible. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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