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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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The Cellar: An apple of a place. Don't mind the maggots, they're very nutricious.
(which is pretty much what my dad said to me when I found half a maggot in an apple when I was 10) |
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#137 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes.
It doesn't matter that you haven't been drinking soda. We're THAT funny.
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#138 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. That's better than what comes out of it at other times right?
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#139 |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. And bullshit out of your mouth within ten.
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#140 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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lol...now that's a good one. True too.
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#141 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes with a 45.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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#142 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Pulling opinions out of your ass takes somewhat less time.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes of telling the joke, thats how slow you people are.
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#144 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Remember to remove your finger.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes; so, you'll be able to douse the fire from being flamed within the next five.
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes, but dont ask us where it came from.
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#147 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Who knew soda could look like that?
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. No, you may *not* drink it again, even if you sop it all up and wring it back into your cup.
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#149 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Putting the jerk back into soda jerk since 19diggity3.
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#150 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Target not included.
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