What's scorching your groove today? - Page 10

dar512 · 04-08-2009, 10:35 AM

I'm going through a cold and our attic has been invaded by a racoon. The combination of the two means I'm seriously short on sleep.

glatt · 04-08-2009, 01:03 PM

When a raccoon got into our chimney, repeated application of rags soaked liberally with ammonia got it out. The fumes drove it away.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 01:14 PM

I bought cheese-flavored snack mix that smells like feet.

Pie · 04-08-2009, 01:38 PM

Limburger cheese?

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 01:42 PM

"Italian Cheese Blend." I guess parmesean can be a little stinky...but now everyone probably thinks it's my feet.

jinx · 04-09-2009, 08:42 PM

I fee like I've been kicked, hard, in the right ovary. Fucking hurts man...

dar512 · 04-09-2009, 10:45 PM

appendix maybe?

Shawnee123 · 04-10-2009, 08:43 AM

Or a cyst?

Get it checked, though, jinx. I know how painful that is, and maybe they can do something for it.

sugarpop · 04-10-2009, 11:33 AM

I love racoons. Is it young? If you could catch it, you could keep it as a pet.

Shawnee123 · 04-10-2009, 11:36 AM

Excel. Why the eff is it returning "false" for 61 entries that match and the other 9963 entries, which are formatted exactly the same, are giving me the correct return of "true?"

SteveDallas · 04-10-2009, 11:41 AM

An extra space or othe rnon-printing character (for text)? Rounding error (for numbers)?

Flint · 04-10-2009, 11:43 AM

Either they are not formatted the same or the formatting is not the relevant attribute.

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Shawnee123 · 04-10-2009, 11:46 AM

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lol

Yeah, I've checked all the usual suspects. Formatting of SSNs, dollar amounts, etc. I just gave up and started over with my original spreadsheets. At this point I think that will be easier than to try to figure out what I did wrong.

dar512 · 04-10-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugarpop

I love racoons. Is it young? If you could catch it, you could keep it as a pet.

I think I scared it off. (or gave it a heart attack and it's dying in the attic)

footfootfoot · 04-14-2009, 12:43 PM

I am a fucking retard. I deleted all of my saved passwords from firefox. I wish they'd had a warning dialogue box that popped up saying something like, oh I don't know,
"What, are you fucking retarded? Why would you want to delete all your saved passwords? As if you'll remember half of them. Good luck logging into your email, douchebag. What a fucking numb nuts."

Then I could click "Cancel" or "haha just kidding, I'd never do something that frigging dumb."

04-08-2009, 10:35 AM	#136
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I'm going through a cold and our attic has been invaded by a racoon. The combination of the two means I'm seriously short on sleep. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

04-08-2009, 01:14 PM	#138
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I bought cheese-flavored snack mix that smells like feet. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-08-2009, 01:38 PM	#139
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Limburger cheese? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-08-2009, 01:42 PM	#140
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	"Italian Cheese Blend." I guess parmesean can be a little stinky...but now everyone probably thinks it's my feet. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-09-2009, 08:42 PM	#141
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I fee like I've been kicked, hard, in the right ovary. Fucking hurts man... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-08-2009, 01:03 PM	#137
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	When a raccoon got into our chimney, repeated application of rags soaked liberally with ammonia got it out. The fumes drove it away.

04-09-2009, 10:45 PM	#142
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	appendix maybe? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

04-10-2009, 08:43 AM	#143
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Or a cyst? Get it checked, though, jinx. I know how painful that is, and maybe they can do something for it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-10-2009, 11:33 AM	#144
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	I love racoons. Is it young? If you could catch it, you could keep it as a pet.

04-10-2009, 11:36 AM	#145
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Excel. Why the eff is it returning "false" for 61 entries that match and the other 9963 entries, which are formatted exactly the same, are giving me the correct return of "true?" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-10-2009, 11:41 AM	#146
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	An extra space or othe rnon-printing character (for text)? Rounding error (for numbers)?

04-10-2009, 11:43 AM	#147
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04-14-2009, 12:43 PM	#150
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I am a fucking retard. I deleted all of my saved passwords from firefox. I wish they'd had a warning dialogue box that popped up saying something like, oh I don't know, "What, are you fucking retarded? Why would you want to delete all your saved passwords? As if you'll remember half of them. Good luck logging into your email, douchebag. What a fucking numb nuts." Then I could click "Cancel" or "haha just kidding, I'd never do something that frigging dumb." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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