I hope you step on a Lego - Page 12

Carruthers · 12-08-2014, 08:35 PM

J Edgar Hoover, as I live and breathe.

lumberjim · 03-24-2019, 01:48 AM

I hope you get a hang nail and it gets bent back when you put your fingers into a file drawer.

I hope your prescription expires

I hope your watch falls off

I hope you blow a blood vessel in your eye

Not you

Just kidding

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2019, 08:38 AM

May all your nightmares come true.

May all your burgers hide molten cheese under the bun.

May all your toast land butter side down.

May all your condoms dissolve.

May all your financial obligations and mistress be late.

lumberjim · 03-24-2019, 12:13 PM

I hope your pleas fall on deaf ears

I hope your limbs are all akimbo

I hope your dentist sneezes

I hope you don't get your money's worth at the buffet

Not you

Gravdigr · 03-24-2019, 12:55 PM

I hope that thing you've laughed at all your life afflicts you in your old age.

I hope you wake up late. Just a little.

I hope the sauce squirts out the back of your burger when you bite it.

I hope your soda goes flat before you can enjoy it.

I hope you step in cold cat yak.

I hope the cat comes in from outside, sits down on your bare foot, and touches it with his cold bunghole.[/actuallyhappenedtoMomdigr]

monster · 03-24-2019, 11:25 PM

I hope you develop a neuroma in your foot.

Then step on a lego.

Squawk · 03-26-2019, 01:31 PM

I hope someone leaves your cake out in the rain.

lumberjim · 03-26-2019, 05:56 PM

I hope your neighbor's kids form a screamo band.

I hope you get audited

I hope your car horn gets stuck down next time you use it

I hope you run out of wiper fluid

I hope a tree falls in the forest and you're there, but it makes no sound.

Gravdigr · 03-26-2019, 06:26 PM

I hope ya find a hair in it.

lumberjim · 03-27-2019, 01:10 AM

I hope you bet your bottom dollar. And lose

Not you

Ok, you.

lumberjim · 03-27-2019, 01:10 AM

Just kidding

Gravdigr · 04-14-2019, 01:46 PM

I hope you itch.

lumberjim · 04-14-2019, 02:32 PM

I hope you have a creeping sense of malaise

I hope you're bored

I hope you're tired of reading this thread

I hope your cable goes out tonight right as Game of Thrones starts

I hope you feel constipated and it makes you cranky

Not you.

Not at all you

Griff · 04-14-2019, 03:12 PM

I hope you had money on the Penguins.

lumberjim · 04-15-2019, 01:31 AM

I hope you're wondering if you've seen one of these twice.

I hope you can't find the scissors

I hope you're wondering if you've seen one of these twice.

I hope you drop your ice cream cone

I hope it's all caught on camera

I hope you get a popcorn husk stuck to your tongue way back in the back and it makes you gag and cry.

I hope you prefer 5 of these at a time

I hope you were about to say some smart ass thing about the two identical lines only counting as one

You. I'm talking to you.

Just kidding

03-24-2019, 01:48 AM	#167
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you get a hang nail and it gets bent back when you put your fingers into a file drawer. I hope your prescription expires I hope your watch falls off I hope you blow a blood vessel in your eye Not you Just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2019, 08:38 AM	#168
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	May all your nightmares come true. May all your burgers hide molten cheese under the bun. May all your toast land butter side down. May all your condoms dissolve. May all your financial obligations and mistress be late. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2019, 12:13 PM	#169
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope your pleas fall on deaf ears I hope your limbs are all akimbo I hope your dentist sneezes I hope you don't get your money's worth at the buffet Not you __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2019, 12:55 PM	#170
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope that thing you've laughed at all your life afflicts you in your old age. I hope you wake up late. Just a little. I hope the sauce squirts out the back of your burger when you bite it. I hope your soda goes flat before you can enjoy it. I hope you step in cold cat yak. I hope the cat comes in from outside, sits down on your bare foot, and touches it with his cold bunghole.[/actuallyhappenedtoMomdigr] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-24-2019, 11:25 PM	#171
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope you develop a neuroma in your foot. Then step on a lego. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-08-2014, 08:35 PM	#166
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	J Edgar Hoover, as I live and breathe.

03-26-2019, 01:31 PM	#172
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	I hope someone leaves your cake out in the rain. __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

03-26-2019, 05:56 PM	#173
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope your neighbor's kids form a screamo band. I hope you get audited I hope your car horn gets stuck down next time you use it I hope you run out of wiper fluid I hope a tree falls in the forest and you're there, but it makes no sound. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-26-2019, 06:26 PM	#174
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope ya find a hair in it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-27-2019, 01:10 AM	#175
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you bet your bottom dollar. And lose Not you Ok, you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-27-2019, 01:10 AM	#176
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2019, 01:46 PM	#177
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you itch. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-14-2019, 02:32 PM	#178
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you have a creeping sense of malaise I hope you're bored I hope you're tired of reading this thread I hope your cable goes out tonight right as Game of Thrones starts I hope you feel constipated and it makes you cranky Not you. Not at all you __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2019, 03:12 PM	#179
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I hope you had money on the Penguins. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-15-2019, 01:31 AM	#180
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you're wondering if you've seen one of these twice. I hope you can't find the scissors I hope you're wondering if you've seen one of these twice. I hope you drop your ice cream cone I hope it's all caught on camera I hope you get a popcorn husk stuck to your tongue way back in the back and it makes you gag and cry. I hope you prefer 5 of these at a time I hope you were about to say some smart ass thing about the two identical lines only counting as one You. I'm talking to you. Just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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