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lookout123 · 03-28-2009, 01:58 PM

I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

A guy could never get away with that.

You're reading the wrong sites.

Sheldonrs · 03-28-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You're reading the wrong sites.

Or just talking to the wrong guys.

capnhowdy · 03-28-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.

But on the shinier side of that coin...

we can receive oral sex while driving a lot better than chicks can. I mean, we can keep our feet on the pedals. Worst case scenario is a speeding ticket.

busterb · 03-28-2009, 11:35 PM

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A guy could never get away with that.

What, you've never been to CA. ? The land of fruits & nuts.
O-boy. What you can see while driving a truck. Maybe not want to look.

BrianR · 03-29-2009, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by busterb

O-boy. What you can see while driving a truck. Maybe not want to look.

I can vouch for that!

Ladies! Flash us more. Men! Flash us less.

Thank you!

TheMercenary · 03-29-2009, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I can vouch for that!

Ladies! Flash us more. Men! Flash us less.

Thank you!

I wondered about that. How often does it happen? And how often are they hot?

BrianR · 03-29-2009, 11:25 AM

Depends. During spring break in Florida, yes! Usually the shot is at least easy on the eyes. Hairy butts don't do it for me, unfortunately. Nor do crotch-shots from guys. Sheldon may disagree. Sometimes I see a guy driving and getting head from his partner. This can be good OR bad. Somehow, I doubt he's fully concentrating on his driving. Seen more action in the back seat too.

Us truckers see it ALL from up here people. And we have radios, too.

morethanpretty · 03-29-2009, 02:28 PM

I have to say I have never ever been tempted to flash a random person in another car/truck.
I have done things to my partner while he was driving, but only at night, on dark roads. Truck drivers are the only ones who can see into your car!

Undertoad · 03-29-2009, 05:33 PM

Whaddya do for 'em when they flash? Big ol horn hoot, or the simple thumbs-up?

BrianR · 03-30-2009, 12:38 AM

Toot on the air horn, and by trucker law, report their description and location on channel 19.

dar512 · 03-30-2009, 02:22 PM

Gave me a chuckle.

Sheldonrs · 03-30-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

Gave me a chuckle.

Reminds me of an old joke:

"Have you heard that Kraft foods is moving it's headquarters to Israel? They are changing the corporate name to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

dar512 · 03-30-2009, 02:53 PM

That one's good too Shel.

capnhowdy · 03-30-2009, 09:05 PM

...cheeses just left Chicago......

....working from one end to the other.....and all points in between.....

03-28-2009, 01:58 PM	#2611
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-29-2009, 11:25 AM	#2618
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Depends. During spring break in Florida, yes! Usually the shot is at least easy on the eyes. Hairy butts don't do it for me, unfortunately. Nor do crotch-shots from guys. Sheldon may disagree. Sometimes I see a guy driving and getting head from his partner. This can be good OR bad. Somehow, I doubt he's fully concentrating on his driving. Seen more action in the back seat too. Us truckers see it ALL from up here people. And we have radios, too. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-29-2009, 02:28 PM	#2619
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I have to say I have never ever been tempted to flash a random person in another car/truck. I have done things to my partner while he was driving, but only at night, on dark roads. Truck drivers are the only ones who can see into your car! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

03-30-2009, 12:38 AM	#2621
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Toot on the air horn, and by trucker law, report their description and location on channel 19. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-30-2009, 02:22 PM	#2622
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Gave me a chuckle. Attached Images __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

03-29-2009, 05:33 PM	#2620
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Whaddya do for 'em when they flash? Big ol horn hoot, or the simple thumbs-up?

03-30-2009, 02:53 PM	#2624
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	That one's good too Shel. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

03-30-2009, 09:05 PM	#2625
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	...cheeses just left Chicago...... ....working from one end to the other.....and all points in between..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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