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#2941 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Offered at nobody in particular
"If wet markets are where moist fresh meat is offered for sale, your mom should be banned" |
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#2942 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Hmmm, I'm initially torn on that one:
It's a nice play on the suspected origin of our troubles. OTOH, in tough times, some may turn to the world's oldest profession to make ends meet... especially desperate single parents. I suppose that if they can afford to go online and peruse the Cellar, they're not hurting too much. Go with it. |
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#2943 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Boom!
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#2944 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The Cellar: We ordered a sewing machine, not a typewriter!
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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#2945 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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The Cellar: Stand in the place where you live and don't come around here no more
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#2946 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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The Cellar: Has a skunk weed agenda.
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#2947 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
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I don't know about the rest of you. But I do.
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#2948 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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The Cellar: We said Masking Tape, not Mask 'n' Type!
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#2949 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The Cellar: Does this mask make my ears look big?
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#2950 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The Cellar: Did someone just tell the Monkey the typewriter was non-essential?
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#2951 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
. . . Last edited by sexobon; 04-15-2020 at 08:04 AM. |
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#2952 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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That's because Monkey used for TP
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#2953 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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The Cellar: We have anecdotal evidence that bacon consumption inhibits coronavirus disease
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#2954 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The Cellar: Please keep at least two thirds of a whale penis away
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#2955 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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so, just the tip is ok?
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