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Old 04-12-2020, 12:06 PM   #2941
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"If wet markets are where moist fresh meat is offered for sale, your mom should be banned"
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Old 04-12-2020, 12:56 PM   #2942
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Hmmm, I'm initially torn on that one:

It's a nice play on the suspected origin of our troubles.

OTOH, in tough times, some may turn to the world's oldest profession to make ends meet... especially desperate single parents.

I suppose that if they can afford to go online and peruse the Cellar, they're not hurting too much. Go with it.
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Old 04-12-2020, 02:37 PM   #2943
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"If wet markets are where moist fresh meat is offered for sale, your mom should be banned"
Boom!
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Old 04-12-2020, 11:39 PM   #2944
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Old 04-13-2020, 12:06 AM   #2945
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Old 04-13-2020, 05:36 PM   #2946
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Old 04-13-2020, 08:53 PM   #2947
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I don't know about the rest of you. But I do.
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Old 04-14-2020, 12:35 AM   #2948
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Old 04-14-2020, 02:35 AM   #2949
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Old 04-15-2020, 01:13 AM   #2950
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Old 04-15-2020, 08:47 AM   #2951
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The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
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Old 04-15-2020, 01:40 PM   #2952
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The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
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That's because Monkey used for TP
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Old 04-16-2020, 12:01 AM   #2953
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Old 04-16-2020, 12:50 AM   #2954
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Old 04-16-2020, 04:19 PM   #2955
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so, just the tip is ok?
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