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10-04-2013, 09:00 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Does the hunter have a license and are squirrels in season or seasoning?
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10-04-2013, 09:43 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Not all prescriptions are controlled substances, although Person A isn't likely to find much of a market for Amoxil or Keflex.
If the hunter has a license, it isn't a crime, but it sounds like Person A doesn't have a license. Big trouble. The squirrel, on the other hand, is in trouble if caught with the acorn. Consuming the acorn isn't illegal, but possessing it is.
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10-04-2013, 11:34 PM
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I can hear my ears
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If you're caught buying viagara, the cops can make it pretty hard for you. Used to be a short sentence, but it's getting longer. The law is quite firm about this.
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10-05-2013, 12:05 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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10-05-2013, 12:46 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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I think Football is what's holding America back from going metric Games take forever in yards, it'd be almost 10% longer in meters. And the 45.72 Meter Line doesn't have the same ring to it.
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10-05-2013, 01:18 AM
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Baseball is a silly game. A pitcher throws a ball towards a batter. Does the pitcher want the batter to hit the ball? No! So why does he throw it in the first place?
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10-05-2013, 02:36 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I may or may not have been on the buying end of a similar type of transaction before. As the substance being hypothetically purchased could also be purchased without a prescription--just at exorbitant rates--I may have decided that I had no legal culpability as long as I didn't ask too many questions, and kept my nose out of any ethical quarrels between the seller and their insurance company. |
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10-06-2013, 03:19 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Not to mention that you hypothetically probably didn't pay sales tax.
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10-06-2013, 12:55 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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It was hypothetically classified as a food item, no tax levied. Also, it was hypothetically purchased across state lines, so again no sales tax.
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10-06-2013, 01:19 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Ranger assigned to your case has confirmed this; but, some day you'll slip up and they'll be there.
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10-06-2013, 04:02 PM
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Why do I have to pay a middle man a hundred damn dollars to write me a prescription for 'not a controlled substance'. If you drive down the road with ANY prescription pills not in their proper container, [and get stopped by the popo] you will go to jail. If I can't walk into Wally World and buy it without a prescription, that is a controlled substance. In circumstance, if not on an official list. A prescription drug may not be a narcotic, or a recreational drug, but I still think that it would be a controlled substance. Then again, I'm not a doctor. Or a cop.
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10-06-2013, 04:06 PM
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still says videotape
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10-06-2013, 04:13 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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... or because you haven't yet signed up for Obamacare.
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10-06-2013, 11:05 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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While viewing the Main index, alongside Current Events it read:
shot dead in DC by Aliantha and I thought ... I didn't know she was visiting. |
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10-07-2013, 02:43 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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