Sexual History vs Virginity - Page 2

Elspode · 10-13-2006, 12:48 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I had been dry humping, mutually diddling, performing and receiving acts of oral gratification - and just about every other possible variation that did not involve genital/genital contact - for *years* before I finally got to play hide the salami.

By the time I did the actual horizontal bop, it was, if you'll pardon the phrase, anticlimactic. At any rate, I was scarcely "inexperienced", so perhaps we need a more concise definition of the word "virgin"?

mrnoodle · 10-13-2006, 02:24 PM

Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.

Elspode · 10-13-2006, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.

"Relevant bits essentially anesthetized". LJ, I think we have a winning User Title, here.

Madman · 10-13-2006, 09:18 PM

I was one of those "nice guys" that took the meaning of the word "no" to really mean "no." My HS girlfriend and I would indulge in heavy petting for an hour or so. Never took the "plunge." Dammit! I was 22 the first time and it wasn't my HS girlfriend. We broke up after she graduated.

piercehawkeye45 · 10-14-2006, 01:55 AM

Yep, nice guys get the shaft. Then girls get all bitchy when the asshole treats her like shit and they do it again without learning anything.

Ibby · 10-14-2006, 06:41 AM

I listen to what she tells me, not neccessarily what she says. Just cause she SAYS no doesn't mean she means no. Though that can getchya into trouble...

smoothmoniker · 10-14-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ashke

No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

So how?

Step one: forget everything you ever saw somebody do in a porno. No "Rocky the Stud" moves the first time out.

MaggieL · 10-14-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ashke

No, no, I was never in such a situation although I could be (in the future).

You never were a virgin, but could be in the future? Cool...

I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.

MaggieL · 10-14-2006, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.

Reminds me of this Kevin Smith monolog

Elspode · 10-14-2006, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL

I was a virgin twice...you're not missing anything.

You *so* need that on a t-shirt, Maggie.

Ibby · 10-15-2006, 12:17 AM

Hm, I just thought of a similar but not quite the same experience I could relate this too... I had my first kiss with someone I'm not going out with anymore, and I really regret it at this point. If I could I would start over on that bit, at least.

EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony.

morethanpretty · 10-15-2006, 12:18 AM

We all just need a Real Doll!

sometimes I scare myself

morethanpretty · 10-15-2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony.

I have succeeded!

yesman065 · 10-16-2006, 08:09 AM

MTP "We all just need a Real Doll!" I think we found the perfect spouse for BM!! !! !!

10-16-2006, 11:04 AM

You get what you give in this world.

Ask yourself what you want and do that on others. Very simple. Being a virgin isn't as important as being honest with yourself and others.

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10-13-2006, 12:48 PM	#16
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I don't know about anyone else, but I had been dry humping, mutually diddling, performing and receiving acts of oral gratification - and just about every other possible variation that did not involve genital/genital contact - for years before I finally got to play hide the salami. By the time I did the actual horizontal bop, it was, if you'll pardon the phrase, anticlimactic. At any rate, I was scarcely "inexperienced", so perhaps we need a more concise definition of the word "virgin"? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-13-2006, 02:24 PM	#17
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-14-2006, 06:41 AM	#21
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I listen to what she tells me, not neccessarily what she says. Just cause she SAYS no doesn't mean she means no. Though that can getchya into trouble... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-15-2006, 12:17 AM	#26
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Hm, I just thought of a similar but not quite the same experience I could relate this too... I had my first kiss with someone I'm not going out with anymore, and I really regret it at this point. If I could I would start over on that bit, at least. EDIT: MTP, you make me sick. You twisted, crazy, derranged loony. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-13-2006, 09:18 PM	#19
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	I was one of those "nice guys" that took the meaning of the word "no" to really mean "no." My HS girlfriend and I would indulge in heavy petting for an hour or so. Never took the "plunge." Dammit! I was 22 the first time and it wasn't my HS girlfriend. We broke up after she graduated.

10-14-2006, 01:55 AM	#20
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Yep, nice guys get the shaft. Then girls get all bitchy when the asshole treats her like shit and they do it again without learning anything.

10-15-2006, 12:18 AM	#27
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Practice! We all just need a Real Doll! sometimes I scare myself __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-16-2006, 08:09 AM	#29
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	MTP "We all just need a Real Doll!" I think we found the perfect spouse for BM!! !! !!

10-16-2006, 11:04 AM	#30
bmwmcaw Guest Posts: n/a	You get what you give in this world. Ask yourself what you want and do that on others. Very simple. Being a virgin isn't as important as being honest with yourself and others.

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