The Dick Slit - Page 2

glatt · 03-18-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

I exclusively wear boxers, but they all tend to have a stupid little button to keep the slit closed. That would be yet another step keeping me from relief.

Yeah, that button is stupid. I never use it.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 09:26 AM

I don't see the belt as a factor. You still have to unzip your pants... nothing prevents you from pulling your waistband down at that point.

Clodfobble · 03-18-2008, 10:42 AM

Of all the boyfriends I have seen take a piss, none of them have ever used it, on briefs or boxers. It honestly surprises me that some guys do, although I can see it being useful when you don't want to untuck your shirt/undo your belt.

SteveDallas · 03-18-2008, 12:33 PM

Dick Slit? Didn't he play for the Chicago Cubs back in the 70s?

Flint · 03-18-2008, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

...I can see it being useful when you don't want to untuck your shirt/undo your belt.

How so? How would it be useful? Your belt isn't connected to your underwear. I fail to see the connection.

lumberjim · 03-18-2008, 12:55 PM

did you ever notice that the title of the thread you have open appears on the title bar on IE?

so...when you hit Alt + Tab and browse through your open IE windows, the thread title appears on your screen?

So.....when you have a customer at your desk and you go flipping through looking for the one you want, and they're paying attention to what you're doing.....and The Dick Slit appears.....you get to find out just how red you can turn, and how hot your ears can get.

yeah.

glatt · 03-18-2008, 01:00 PM

How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt?

To pull your pants down, you have to:
1) undo your belt by pulling the tongue out of the loops, undoing the buckle, and feeding the tongue all the way out of the buckle.
2) unclasp/unbutton/unsnap your pants
3) unzip the fly
4) pull everything down
5) lift it up and out and over the elastic waistband
6) hold on to your pants so they don't fall down, or kind of stand with your legs spread apart so they won't fall down.

To use the fly, you have to:
1) unzip the fly
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 01:02 PM

Eh, at least you weren't responding to the Transgender Second Grader thread...

Flint · 03-18-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt?

WTF are you even talking about?

Unzip your pants. Pull down the waistband of your underwear and piss. Or use the slit, whatever.

Nowhere, in that process, does whether or not you are wearing a belt become a factor. Pants have zippers.

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 01:06 PM

OK, your belt is on a treadmill that is going the same speed as your, er, unit...

Nostariel · 03-18-2008, 01:10 PM

Hallo... new here... dickslits????? Sorry all I can picture is them winkies falling out of the hole. lol

HungLikeJesus · 03-18-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

WTF are you even talking about?

Unzip your pants. Pull down the waistband of your underwear and piss. Or use the slit, whatever.

Nowhere, in that process, does whether or not you are wearing a belt become a factor. Pants have zippers.

Not if they're button fly.

Flint · 03-18-2008, 01:26 PM

Don't make me go all-caps. 'Cause I have some shit that's so upper-case it'll give you a black eye when you read it.

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 01:26 PM

And zippers scratch.

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Don't make me go all-caps. 'Cause I have some shit that's so upper-case it'll give you a black eye when you read it.

HLJ, he's gonna pop a cap in your eye.

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03-18-2008, 09:26 AM	#17
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03-18-2008, 12:55 PM	#21
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03-18-2008, 01:06 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OK, your belt is on a treadmill that is going the same speed as your, er, unit... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-18-2008, 01:26 PM	#28
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Don't make me go all-caps. 'Cause I have some shit that's so upper-case it'll give you a black eye when you read it. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 10:42 AM	#18
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Of all the boyfriends I have seen take a piss, none of them have ever used it, on briefs or boxers. It honestly surprises me that some guys do, although I can see it being useful when you don't want to untuck your shirt/undo your belt.

03-18-2008, 12:33 PM	#19
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Dick Slit? Didn't he play for the Chicago Cubs back in the 70s?

03-18-2008, 01:00 PM	#22
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt? To pull your pants down, you have to: 1) undo your belt by pulling the tongue out of the loops, undoing the buckle, and feeding the tongue all the way out of the buckle. 2) unclasp/unbutton/unsnap your pants 3) unzip the fly 4) pull everything down 5) lift it up and out and over the elastic waistband 6) hold on to your pants so they don't fall down, or kind of stand with your legs spread apart so they won't fall down. To use the fly, you have to: 1) unzip the fly 2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

03-18-2008, 01:02 PM	#23
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Eh, at least you weren't responding to the Transgender Second Grader thread...

03-18-2008, 01:10 PM	#26
Nostariel The Gaelic Elven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Va for now Posts: 1	Hallo... new here... dickslits????? Sorry all I can picture is them winkies falling out of the hole. lol

03-18-2008, 01:26 PM	#29
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And zippers scratch. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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