Topiary - do you trim your bush? - Page 2

DucksNuts · 04-13-2008, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

What did I say?

What did I say??

I was just getting in first

footfootfoot · 04-22-2008, 09:37 PM

Nowhere near enough pictures in this thread. Some of us are visual you know. Way too many words here...

Elspode · 04-22-2008, 11:17 PM

The Mrs has been depilating via razor for the past couple of years now, although her natural growth is thin, blonde, sparse and soft, so it was never a big issue. L shaves pretty regularly as well. Both take it all off, neither wax.

I do not dislike a furry mound, though. Guess it kind of reminds me of my youth. However, I do fully agree that one can do one's best work down there when VFR is in effect.

Sundae · 04-23-2008, 06:25 AM

So I guess the change came about as men and women started talking more about what they did in the bedroom, rather than just turning the lights off and fumbling under the covers.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-25-2008, 12:36 PM

And hence, no need to find the furred spot, and the flag pole/doughnut carrier, by feel. But yes, hair-on-tongue can stimulate a gag reflex, which is NOT what's wanted. Cropped definitely helps with the oral funsies.

Bellybuttons help, too. They are cute and provide a punctuation to what is otherwise likely to be just a bland expanse of flesh.

"Tramp stamp" sacroiliac tatoos -- not any more. Cliché is the death of titillation.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-25-2008, 12:46 PM

This is probably not the right thread for this, but here goes anyway. Mi-mi-mimi-miiii...

Mein hands by my sides,
Was ist das hier?
Das ist mein Bagelspiker,
My teacher dear.
Bagelspiker, Bägelspeicher,
Inka-dinka-doo,
That's what we learn in the school!

And that's where you learn you better keep those hands by your sides.

TheMercenary · 04-25-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Nowhere near enough pictures in this thread. Some of us are visual you know. Way too many words here...

Me feelings exactly. Show us your smoothies.

04-22-2008, 09:37 PM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nowhere near enough pictures in this thread. Some of us are visual you know. Way too many words here... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-22-2008, 11:17 PM	#18
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Mrs has been depilating via razor for the past couple of years now, although her natural growth is thin, blonde, sparse and soft, so it was never a big issue. L shaves pretty regularly as well. Both take it all off, neither wax. I do not dislike a furry mound, though. Guess it kind of reminds me of my youth. However, I do fully agree that one can do one's best work down there when VFR is in effect. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-23-2008, 06:25 AM	#19
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	So I guess the change came about as men and women started talking more about what they did in the bedroom, rather than just turning the lights off and fumbling under the covers. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-25-2008, 12:36 PM	#20
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	And hence, no need to find the furred spot, and the flag pole/doughnut carrier, by feel. But yes, hair-on-tongue can stimulate a gag reflex, which is NOT what's wanted. Cropped definitely helps with the oral funsies. Bellybuttons help, too. They are cute and provide a punctuation to what is otherwise likely to be just a bland expanse of flesh. "Tramp stamp" sacroiliac tatoos -- not any more. Cliché is the death of titillation. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 04-25-2008 at 12:46 PM.

04-25-2008, 12:46 PM	#21
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	This is probably not the right thread for this, but here goes anyway. Mi-mi-mimi-miiii... Mein hands by my sides, Was ist das hier? Das ist mein Bagelspiker, My teacher dear. Bagelspiker, Bägelspeicher, Inka-dinka-doo, That's what we learn in the school! And that's where you learn you better keep those hands by your sides. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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