Hello Jim - Page 2

lumberjim · 01-19-2010, 09:40 AM

i have a house guest....in my attic.....I've asked him politely to leave, and closed off his entry point..... and yet....he seems to have had a back door.

classicman · 01-19-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

....he seems to have had a back door.

Thats too bad - but I told ya. He MUST be relocated. Look at it from his/her perspective. Your attic is like the Taj Mahal compared to a bunch of twigs on a tree branch. Get a hav-a-heart, trp him and drop him off at RichL's place.

lumberjim · 01-19-2010, 11:01 AM

yeah...i'll relocate him to squirrely heaven.

classicman · 01-19-2010, 11:07 AM

now now - FSM's creatures and all that....
I have a BB gun with a scope if you need to use it

you gotta buy the pellets though - the shot just don't fly straight.

I recommend the one in the top right of this image.
It will NOT be pretty and the squirrel will most likely NOT die initially. It will be writhing in pain and screaming in agony. Just so you are prepared.

TheMercenary · 01-19-2010, 12:00 PM

I prefer this:

classicman · 01-19-2010, 12:20 PM

from a BB gun? shooting in your yard? at a squirrel? possibly towards our house or other property/people?
Helloooooooooooo???????

lumberjim · 01-20-2010, 07:38 AM

This morning there is a very grisly looking squirrel road kill right in front of my house, ......and I wonder if I could be this lucky.

TheMercenary · 01-20-2010, 09:47 AM

They have extended family. There is always a cus waiting in the tree next door to move into to your house.

DanaC · 01-20-2010, 09:52 AM

is he actually causing any trouble in the attic?

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 09:55 AM

Wild parties, pot, alcohol, poker games...you need to put your foot down, jim, and make that damn squirrel get a job.

lumberjim · 01-20-2010, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

is he actually causing any trouble in the attic?

yes, he is. or was hopefully.

shitting all over, messing up the insulation, i found a chewed wire, chewed up nutshells all strewn about, etc.

lookout123 · 01-20-2010, 10:10 AM

I think what Dana was getting at was, have you really taken the time to consider this from the squirrel's perspective? Being a rich white man who has had it easy his whole life you can't possibly understand the plight of the squirrel just trying to get by in this cold cruel world.

TheMercenary · 01-20-2010, 10:13 AM

Are you suggesting a symbiotic living arrangement?

Shawnee123 · 01-20-2010, 10:20 AM

I'm telling you, the damn squirrel needs a purpose. He can start small, a job at the local market, maybe take a class or two at the community college. Only education and need will make parasites like your squirrel finally start giving to society, and some tough love is in order. Of course no one likes to work, but tell him "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life" (Animal House)

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 10:23 AM

Hey fuck all of you.

01-19-2010, 09:40 AM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have a house guest....in my attic.....I've asked him politely to leave, and closed off his entry point..... and yet....he seems to have had a back door. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2010, 11:01 AM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah...i'll relocate him to squirrely heaven. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2010, 11:07 AM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	now now - FSM's creatures and all that.... I have a BB gun with a scope if you need to use it you gotta buy the pellets though - the shot just don't fly straight. I recommend the one in the top right of this image. It will NOT be pretty and the squirrel will most likely NOT die initially. It will be writhing in pain and screaming in agony. Just so you are prepared. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-19-2010, 12:00 PM	#20
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I prefer this: __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-19-2010, 12:20 PM	#21
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	from a BB gun? shooting in your yard? at a squirrel? possibly towards our house or other property/people? Helloooooooooooo??????? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-20-2010, 07:38 AM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	This morning there is a very grisly looking squirrel road kill right in front of my house, ......and I wonder if I could be this lucky. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-20-2010, 09:47 AM	#23
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	They have extended family. There is always a cus waiting in the tree next door to move into to your house. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-20-2010, 09:55 AM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wild parties, pot, alcohol, poker games...you need to put your foot down, jim, and make that damn squirrel get a job. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 10:10 AM	#27
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I think what Dana was getting at was, have you really taken the time to consider this from the squirrel's perspective? Being a rich white man who has had it easy his whole life you can't possibly understand the plight of the squirrel just trying to get by in this cold cruel world. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-20-2010, 10:13 AM	#28
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Are you suggesting a symbiotic living arrangement? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-20-2010, 10:20 AM	#29
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm telling you, the damn squirrel needs a purpose. He can start small, a job at the local market, maybe take a class or two at the community college. Only education and need will make parasites like your squirrel finally start giving to society, and some tough love is in order. Of course no one likes to work, but tell him "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life" (Animal House) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-20-2010, 10:23 AM	#30
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Hey fuck all of you. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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