Hello Jim

Cicero · 01-17-2010, 10:14 PM

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Make My Day!!

Ok not funny.....

lumberjim · 01-17-2010, 10:19 PM

monster · 01-17-2010, 10:25 PM

gawd, it's like being back in the school playground. Want me to tell him you hate him and if he pulls your pigtails you'll tell teacher, cic?

Cicero · 01-18-2010, 10:16 PM

lol! There's a reason for that Jim. You aren't going to let that asshole squirrel get the best of you are you?

jinx · 01-18-2010, 10:44 PM

The squirrel is going down.

classicman · 01-18-2010, 10:47 PM

on who?

lumberjim · 01-18-2010, 10:48 PM

i was reading up on squirrel trapping tonight.

apparently it takes about a week of incremental baiting and a +25 mile relocate to effectively rid yourself of a squirrel tennant without killing the squirrel.

I'm thinking bb guns at dawn.

jinx · 01-18-2010, 10:50 PM

You could relocate him to the lake...

monster · 01-18-2010, 10:52 PM

you need a squirellapult

Cicero · 01-18-2010, 10:55 PM

Trap? Orlly? I can be of no advice here. I had one that refused to leave my car for hours.

I have a low squirell-set.

And in no way was it the jerk you have on your hands.....

lumberjim · 01-18-2010, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

You could relocate him to the lake...

the one site i read recommended drowning them by submerging the trap in a big trash can.

i'd rather kill him/her quickly with a projectile or bladed instrument.

classicman · 01-18-2010, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

you need a squirellapult

Here is one idea

lumberjim · 01-18-2010, 11:08 PM

I'm thinking more along the lines of a squirrel a tine

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2010, 12:32 AM

Play three or four cords, then bite his head off.

DanaC · 01-19-2010, 08:18 AM

Why is the squirrel a problem? I must have missed something.

01-17-2010, 10:14 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Hello Jim Make My Day!! Ok not funny..... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-17-2010, 10:19 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-17-2010, 10:25 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	gawd, it's like being back in the school playground. Want me to tell him you hate him and if he pulls your pigtails you'll tell teacher, cic? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2010, 10:16 PM	#4
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol! There's a reason for that Jim. You aren't going to let that asshole squirrel get the best of you are you? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-18-2010, 10:44 PM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The squirrel is going down. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-18-2010, 10:47 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	on who? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-18-2010, 10:48 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i was reading up on squirrel trapping tonight. apparently it takes about a week of incremental baiting and a +25 mile relocate to effectively rid yourself of a squirrel tennant without killing the squirrel. I'm thinking bb guns at dawn. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-18-2010, 10:50 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	You could relocate him to the lake... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-18-2010, 10:52 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you need a squirellapult __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2010, 10:55 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Trap? Orlly? I can be of no advice here. I had one that refused to leave my car for hours. I have a low squirell-set. And in no way was it the jerk you have on your hands..... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-18-2010, 11:08 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm thinking more along the lines of a squirrel a tine __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2010, 12:32 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Play three or four cords, then bite his head off. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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