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03-03-2011, 09:39 AM | #16 |
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If the island provides food and water, then I still need shelter and clothing before anything else. And then toiletries/1st aid kit.
I wouldn't have a tent or tarp or sleeping bag or anything like that with me on a cruise, so this wouldn't be easy. I'd take linens from the bed in the room to use as tarps and blankets, and maybe two changes of clothes and any outer wear I have with me. I'd wear most of that and not try to fit in the backpack unless I couldn't wear it. I'd look around the room for anything I could use as cord. Maybe take a sheet to tear into strips to make some crude rope to hang the tarp. I'd be wearing sneakers, and I'd stuff a pair of flip flops into the bag. Then all the toiletries I could manage, starting with first aid stuff, glasses, sunscreen, insect repellent, and then stuff like cleansers, contact lenses, tooth brush, etc. only if they fit. If I could get them all to fit, then I'd do a couple books next. I have a tiny keychain leatherman that would be in my pocket, but I wouldn't have any other tools with me on a cruise, which sucks. I'd want tools on the island. Oh well. And then I'd stick the waterproof satellite phone in my pocket. |
03-03-2011, 09:44 AM | #17 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Shoes--my reeboks, I'll probably be barefooted most of the time
Books--tougher reads like War and Peace and assorted Russian authors, good time to discipline my reading habits Weapons--ugh. A knife I suppose. I can use that for other things than killin' Candy--Reese's cups Pet--Gaines, he's pretty small, and would probably love monkeys Toys--some sort of building set Toiletries--razor, shampoo, soap Gadgets--multi-tool Liquor (they're allowing you one bottle from the bar)--one bottle? What will I drink the other 11 months and 29 days? Leaves out beer. OK, Jose Cuervo it is. Games--trivial pursuit Paperwork--cryptic ("british style") crosswords Linens--6million count egyptian cotton sheet set and a down pillow Electronics--laptop Clothes--shorts, t-shirts, socks Food (must already be in your luggage/cabin)--mike-sells potato chips Sports/exercise equipment--my feet Hobby stuff--more books Anything Else--another warm body, well not just ANY warm body I'm no survivor. I'd be dead in a week anyway!
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03-03-2011, 09:52 AM | #18 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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addendum: cigs and lighter. Will I have time to grow weed?
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03-03-2011, 10:52 AM | #19 |
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Clothing suitable for loin cloths.
Durable sports sandals, if I've brought them. Knife. Steal some fuel and waterproof matches from the ship. Anything string or rope-like, or that could be fashioned into such. |
03-03-2011, 11:31 AM | #20 |
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Don't forget your volleyball and permanent marker.
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03-03-2011, 12:30 PM | #21 |
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first aid kit fire axe knife Tarp off the lifeboat Slingshot I brought for water balloons fishing line and hooks [hey someone will have that] Clothes I guess I am ready!
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