Emergency Food Test - Page 2

wolf · 05-23-2011, 06:40 PM

Stale Cheetos are frighteningly chewy.

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I could only eat one. They smelled like poison.

Then my arm was paralyzed and I couldn't give myself the antidote.

I tried to dial 0118-999-881-999, but I couldn't remember the last four digits.

Then I got better.

It did something funny to your font.

Sundae · 05-24-2011, 10:35 AM

Dad tried to have an emergency Mars Bar in the car in the snowy weather over the last December/ January.
Unfortunately, although Mum does not generally like Mars Bars, she likes them when they are really cold.
That idea did not last.

I told him to get some Kendal Mint Cake.
Mum objected. Why? Because she can't stand it.
THAT'S THE POINT!
I will have to get some for him and sneak it in. Then again he never took my advice about having a bag of cat litter in the car (great to stop wheels spinning if you get stuck) so I don't think he was really taking it seriously after all. That or he thought I might pilfer the litter when I run out of funds halfway through the month....

HungLikeJesus · 05-24-2011, 11:05 AM

The whole number* should have been "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3," so I guess I was missing more than just the last four digits.

* The new emergency telephone number

Trilby · 05-24-2011, 12:29 PM

I just ran to my local UDF for a gallon of milk...and, for some reason, I bought a bag of Cheetos.

It's pretty much your fault.

HungLikeJesus · 05-24-2011, 01:06 PM

Did you get the extra crunchy?

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 01:07 PM

I don't think so.

HungLikeJesus · 05-24-2011, 01:34 PM

Are you making font of me?

BigV · 05-24-2011, 02:08 PM

you made font of yourself first, we just watched.

Spexxvet · 05-24-2011, 02:48 PM

And laughed surreptitiously.

BigV · 05-24-2011, 02:56 PM

are you sure that wasn't meant to be seriftiously?

Pete Zicato · 05-24-2011, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

are you sure that wasn't meant to be seriftiously?

Clever.

Trilby · 05-25-2011, 06:23 AM

(they were crunchy)

monster · 05-25-2011, 06:45 PM

When do we do the Emergency Fuck Test?

HungLikeJesus · 05-25-2011, 07:06 PM

Has it been five years already?

05-23-2011, 06:40 PM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Stale Cheetos are frighteningly chewy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-24-2011, 10:35 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dad tried to have an emergency Mars Bar in the car in the snowy weather over the last December/ January. Unfortunately, although Mum does not generally like Mars Bars, she likes them when they are really cold. That idea did not last. I told him to get some Kendal Mint Cake. Mum objected. Why? Because she can't stand it. THAT'S THE POINT! I will have to get some for him and sneak it in. Then again he never took my advice about having a bag of cat litter in the car (great to stop wheels spinning if you get stuck) so I don't think he was really taking it seriously after all. That or he thought I might pilfer the litter when I run out of funds halfway through the month.... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-24-2011, 11:05 AM	#19
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The whole number* should have been "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3," so I guess I was missing more than just the last four digits. * The new emergency telephone number __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-24-2011, 12:29 PM	#20
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I just ran to my local UDF for a gallon of milk...and, for some reason, I bought a bag of Cheetos. It's pretty much your fault. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-24-2011, 01:06 PM	#21
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Did you get the extra crunchy? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-24-2011, 01:07 PM	#22
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't think so.

05-24-2011, 01:34 PM	#23
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Are you making font of me? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-24-2011, 02:08 PM	#24
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	you made font of yourself first, we just watched. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-24-2011, 02:48 PM	#25
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	And laughed surreptitiously. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-24-2011, 02:56 PM	#26
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	are you sure that wasn't meant to be seriftiously? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-25-2011, 06:23 AM	#28
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(they were crunchy) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-25-2011, 06:45 PM	#29
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	When do we do the Emergency Fuck Test? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-25-2011, 07:06 PM	#30
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Has it been five years already? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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