Emergency Food Test

HungLikeJesus · 05-23-2011, 02:46 PM

I have a bag of Cheetos that I keep in my car in case I ever get stranded in a snow bank. I've had them for five years and decided today that it's time to give them a try.

It says on the bag "Guaranteed Fresh until July 11." I don't know if that means July 2011, or July 11th (2006).

I plan to eat three of them. I will then wait 60 seconds before injecting myself with the antidote.

BigV · 05-23-2011, 03:00 PM

His post is thirteen minutes old.

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can we panic now?

HungLikeJesus · 05-23-2011, 03:18 PM

I could only eat one. They smelled like poison.

Then my arm was paralyzed and I couldn't give myself the antidote.

I tried to dial 0118-999-881-999, but I couldn't remember the last four digits.

Then I got better.

Trilby · 05-23-2011, 03:29 PM

at least you didn't turn into a Newt!

Nirvana · 05-23-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

at least you didn't turn into a Newt!

Yah then you's have to run for president!

wolf · 05-23-2011, 05:38 PM

You have to rotate your emergency Cheetos.

That's my excuse, anyway.

Pico and ME · 05-23-2011, 05:45 PM

I couldn't keep a bag of emergency cheetos in my car.

HungLikeJesus · 05-23-2011, 05:46 PM

I'll have to mark that on my calendar:
+ Check spare tire
+ Check flashlight batteries
+ Rotate Cheetos

Pico and ME · 05-23-2011, 05:49 PM

I would rotate the cheetos daily.

BigV · 05-23-2011, 05:55 PM

When did the food in this thread change from Cheerios to Cheetos?

HungLikeJesus · 05-23-2011, 05:56 PM

After eating the five-year old Cheeto this afternoon I may be out of the Cheetos mood for a few days.

HungLikeJesus · 05-23-2011, 05:57 PM

Cheerios? Well,those would be easier to rotate (considering that they're round).

BigV · 05-23-2011, 06:01 PM

"donut seeds"... which dwellar-spawn coined that term?

wolf · 05-23-2011, 06:13 PM

I can't eat Cheetos in the car.

Leather, you know. Can't get Cheedle on the leather.

lookout123 · 05-23-2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I could only eat one. They smelled like poison.

They're Cheetos. They're supposed to smell like that. If that didn't smell like poison you might notice they taste like something worse.

05-23-2011, 02:46 PM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Emergency Food Test I have a bag of Cheetos that I keep in my car in case I ever get stranded in a snow bank. I've had them for five years and decided today that it's time to give them a try. It says on the bag "Guaranteed Fresh until July 11." I don't know if that means July 2011, or July 11th (2006). I plan to eat three of them. I will then wait 60 seconds before injecting myself with the antidote. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-23-2011, 03:00 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	His post is thirteen minutes old. ... can we panic now? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-23-2011, 03:18 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I could only eat one. They smelled like poison. Then my arm was paralyzed and I couldn't give myself the antidote. I tried to dial 0118-999-881-999, but I couldn't remember the last four digits. Then I got better. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-23-2011, 03:29 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	at least you didn't turn into a Newt! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-23-2011, 05:38 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You have to rotate your emergency Cheetos. That's my excuse, anyway. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-23-2011, 05:45 PM	#7
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I couldn't keep a bag of emergency cheetos in my car.

05-23-2011, 05:46 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I'll have to mark that on my calendar: + Check spare tire + Check flashlight batteries + Rotate Cheetos __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-23-2011, 05:49 PM	#9
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I would rotate the cheetos daily.

05-23-2011, 05:55 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	When did the food in this thread change from Cheerios to Cheetos? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-23-2011, 05:56 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	After eating the five-year old Cheeto this afternoon I may be out of the Cheetos mood for a few days. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-23-2011, 05:57 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Cheerios? Well,those would be easier to rotate (considering that they're round). __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-23-2011, 06:01 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"donut seeds"... which dwellar-spawn coined that term? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-23-2011, 06:13 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I can't eat Cheetos in the car. Leather, you know. Can't get Cheedle on the leather. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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