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01-22-2016, 10:04 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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02-08-2016, 12:32 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-11-2016, 02:56 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-12-2016, 02:09 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-14-2016, 10:59 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Happy Pi Day urrbody!!!
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03-16-2016, 04:00 PM
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I can hear my ears
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"you're the reason this county needs instructions on shampoo bottles"
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-16-2016, 05:28 PM
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The future is unwritten
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All I asked was how many times, after I read "rinse and repeat".
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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03-18-2016, 10:16 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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When Bill was President, Hillary was the First Lady and Monica was the First Sex Buddy. If Hillary becomes President, in time, Bill will become the First Cuckold. Payback is a bitch and so is Hillary.
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03-23-2016, 11:28 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I was at Skidmore College the other day and I guess it's a super PC place; they had a bathroom marked 'gender neutral'.
So when I was done peeing, I put the seat halfway down.
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04-05-2016, 04:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-06-2016, 08:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Work is not The Cellar or the UK. Way too many double entendres are missed. The Receiver doesn't think his job title is funny. I don't know how I'm going to survive the change to backdoor receiving. announced today. The other type comes with an invoice, apparently. Or a ticket. This is where it gets confusing -when backdoor receiving, the receiver shoots the load on delivery rather than just checking the size of the package.
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04-06-2016, 10:06 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Oh man, I would not be able to prevent myself from making jokes...
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04-07-2016, 06:36 AM
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still says videotape
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Let us know what you get away with saying, but try not to get canned.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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04-07-2016, 09:16 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Clearly you've found an appropriate strategy for survival - save it all up, all through the day then cum here and offload on us
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