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Ah.
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10-07-2013, 05:52 PM | #33 |
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I was crossing into Canada when the man asked if we had drugs. My wife whips out an unlabeled pill bottle with a few of each of her prescriptions in it.
That held us up for a while.
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10-08-2013, 10:00 AM | #35 |
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And fluffy cows, surely the Dalai Lama wouldn't forget fluffy cows.
I mean look at it, just look at it, you know your life will be incomplete without one.
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I am friends with Matt Lautner and we breed fluffy cows, actually that's a bull called Texas Tornado
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10-08-2013, 08:44 PM | #37 |
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I ran across that picture the other day, and went to Google for fluffy cows. The images are great but couldn't find much info. I have visions of getting ready for showmanship class and finding a matted fluffy cow.
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Canadian customs officers are FAR more hostile than American ones.
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We used to get asked if we had any copies on The Sun on the CanAm border.
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Scenario: You're driving and run a stop sign, Barney Fife pulls you over. Barney goes through all the bullshit, and while you're pulling your ID/wallet outta your purse a Xanax tablet (for which you have a legal prescription) falls out and bounces across the hood. You're going to enjoy the hospitality of the county jail. Not just until they find out if you have a legal scrip, but, until you make bail. And go to court, and be sentenced, and do time for having a prescription drug not in it's proper container. Now, if you're digging out your ID, and a prescription bottle of Xanax falls out and bounces across the hood, as long as it's a legit scrip, you're golden. (Unless, in the case of Xanax, or some such, you admit to driving under it's influence.) If you have a loose pill, and a legit scrip, bottle and all,, sometimes the cop will let you slide. If the bottle is at home, you're in trouble. ETA: One of these won't help, either. (Well, maybe with a verrrrry understanding popo. But, I doubt it.)
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That's an interesting observation. I've found the Canadians to be pretty hospitable and polite, whereas the Americans to be 50% rude pricks. I wonder if it's a mindset, on both sides, to be nice to guests but keep the natives in line?
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Could be, although I'm sort of a native of both countries. Canadians despise those of us who take dual citizenship, though, so that brings crud down on our heads with anyone who knows. The woman/guy in the booth is never impressed when I hand over a US passport that says I was born in Canada.
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