The Spanish Inquisition - Page 3

jinx · 10-18-2008, 01:10 AM

How many people do you know named Claudia? 1
Can you touch your toes? yes
Which sport do you play most often? When? XC skiing as a kid... hiking, hacking, and kayaking most recently...
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? I open the package for my kids sommetimes, but I dont eat them.
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) bottle
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes. In bed, on vacation at the beach.
Do you find Family Guy funny? Not finding Family Guy funny is a relationship deal breaker for me.
What is your favorite color? 7
Do you have a passport? Yes, severa.. I mean Yes.
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Navy
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Maracas

penslinger · 10-18-2008, 02:06 AM

1) How many people do you know named Claudia?1, a waitress @ Denny's
2) Can you touch your toes?some days
3) Which sport do you play most often?bowling
4) How long since you opened a fortune cookie?about 6 months or so
5)Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)bottle, I guess
6) Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?No, radio, on Imus, thought it was a joke
7) Do you find Family Guy funny?sometimes
8) What is your favorite color?Is clear a color??
9) Do you have a passport?No
10) What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)A pathetic shade of grey (hey, u asked)
11) What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?a gun (replica) for my halloween costume

zippyt · 10-18-2008, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

How many people do you know named Claudia? 0
Can you touch your toes? yes
Which sport do you play most often? monkey Grunt
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? a while
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Yes
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? Duhh !!
What is your favorite color? Od Green
Do you have a passport? no tyet but its in the works
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Blue
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Its been a while

DanaC · 10-18-2008, 07:05 AM

How many people do you know named Claudia?
Only the ones off the telly (2) I don't know anybody personally with that name

Can you touch your toes?
Oh yes. I can also put my palms flat on the floor, and can push my arms through my legs and touch the floor behing me...I am very bendy :P

Which sport do you play most often?
politics

How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
God, about two years..

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Beer should be drunk often and with good friends...whatever the source.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
No I didn't. I was getting reports coming in on ICQ but didn't have the TV turned on

Do you find Family Guy funny?
Yes. I especially like the dog and the ridiculously clever baby

What is your favorite color?
umm....probably either red or green

Do you have a passport?
Nope.

What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Pink!

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

A mousmat with a painting depicting the Struggle of Labour

Cicero · 10-18-2008, 02:50 PM

How many people do you know named Claudia? Zero, Zip, Ziltch..None@none.com

Can you touch your toes? Yes, I can comfortably grab my feet.

Which sport do you play most often? "Tug of Tights" with the puppy. Soon to be, "Tug of Rope Made Out of Old Levi's of Husband's".

How long since you opened a fortune cookie? Way too long. Let me get one out of the cabinet...It says: "A job well begun is half done".

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? All, and if you can include the spinal column and base, that makes a cup(more of a pool), on someone's back. This method is most preferred.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Nope. But my sister dies every day on 9-11 you insensitive douche!

Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I have to be in a certain mood.

What is your favorite color? Puce. It is also a toss if ash grey is mixed with Pennyroyal.

Do you have a passport? No.

What color are your underpants today? Yes.

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Harissa chutney from a really good Meditteranean restaurant.

bluecuracao · 10-18-2008, 05:04 PM

How many people do you know named Claudia? My mother had a friend named Claudia, but I haven't seen her in 25 years. So maybe that doesn't count.

Can you touch your toes? Yes.

Which sport do you play most often? Professional Pedestrian.

How long since you opened a fortune cookie? At Imperial Garden for the Cellar GTG. Was that last month?

Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) I prefer a glass, but I don't mind drinking from a bottle. I'll drink from a can only if I have to. No pub tap--I don't like beer going down my shirt.

Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes.

Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I like the Simpsons better.

What is your favorite color? For clothes, black. For a toothbrush, blue or pink. For wine, deep red or sparkly light yellow.

Do you have a passport? No

What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Black, as usual.

What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A painting of a funky cafe stand in Key West. I'd forgotten about it, and was surprised when it showed up by UPS after I returned home.

Stress Puppy · 10-19-2008, 02:45 PM

How many people do you know named Claudia?

None.
Can you touch your toes?

Yes.
Which sport do you play most often?

Aikido. It's not actually a game, but many consider it a sport.
How long since you opened a fortune cookie?

Don't remember. Probably a month.
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)

From the tap would be excessive.
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?

Nope.
Do you find Family Guy funny?

The first and second season, yeah.
What is your favorite color?

Dark green, or brown.
Do you have a passport?

Nope.
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)

Black with smiley faces.
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

Do skeletal themed playing cards count?

Razzmatazz13 · 10-19-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Can you touch your toes?
Oh yes. I can also put my palms flat on the floor, and can push my arms through my legs and touch the floor behind me...I am very bendy :P

Hey me too! I just couldn't figure out how to word it, and didn't want to include a photo :p

monster · 10-19-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

How many people do you know named Claudia? -3- two adult, one child
Can you touch your toes? with my elbows on a good day (yes, legs straight -shorter legs, longer body, excess bendiness)
Which sport do you play most often? tennis, apparently. this is a new thing
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? ages. but the kids opened some 4 and 8 days ago
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) whatever tastes good. i prefer bottle or pin glass....
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? no (am I the first one to admit to this outright?)
What is your favorite color? purple
Do you have a passport? yup
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) black
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Aliigator earrings from Lousiana

ferret88 · 10-20-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

How many people do you know named Claudia?
one
Can you touch your toes?
with what?
Which sport do you play most often?
define sport
How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
a week or so
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
never :p
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
yes
Do you find Family Guy funny?
rarely
What is your favorite color?
color of what?
Do you have a passport?
yes
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
dark blue
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
t-shirt

Juniper · 10-20-2008, 09:36 PM

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?

Just a Claudette.

2. Can you touch your toes?

Of course! I just bend my knees, and there they are.

3. Which sport do you play most often?

Bowling

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?

About a month

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)

All of the above, but preferably from a frosted mug.

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?

Yes.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?

No, no, nooooooooo. Yuck.

8. What is your favorite color?

Purple

9. Do you have a passport?

Nope.

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)

Blue

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

A Halloween t-shirt

BrianR · 10-21-2008, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

How many people do you know named Claudia? none
Can you touch your toes? yes, just not with my forehead any more
Which sport do you play most often? Kill The Doggie (don't ask)
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? four days
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) prefer bottle but glass is fine
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? no
What is your favorite color? magenta
Do you have a passport?first one is processing
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) gray with black edging
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? some I Love NJ trinket

10-18-2008, 01:10 AM	#31
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	How many people do you know named Claudia? 1 Can you touch your toes? yes Which sport do you play most often? When? XC skiing as a kid... hiking, hacking, and kayaking most recently... How long since you opened a fortune cookie? I open the package for my kids sommetimes, but I dont eat them. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) bottle Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes. In bed, on vacation at the beach. Do you find Family Guy funny? Not finding Family Guy funny is a relationship deal breaker for me. What is your favorite color? 7 Do you have a passport? Yes, severa.. I mean Yes. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Navy What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Maracas __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-18-2008, 02:50 PM	#35
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	How many people do you know named Claudia? Zero, Zip, Ziltch..None@none.com Can you touch your toes? Yes, I can comfortably grab my feet. Which sport do you play most often? "Tug of Tights" with the puppy. Soon to be, "Tug of Rope Made Out of Old Levi's of Husband's". How long since you opened a fortune cookie? Way too long. Let me get one out of the cabinet...It says: "A job well begun is half done". Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? All, and if you can include the spinal column and base, that makes a cup(more of a pool), on someone's back. This method is most preferred. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Nope. But my sister dies every day on 9-11 you insensitive douche! Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I have to be in a certain mood. What is your favorite color? Puce. It is also a toss if ash grey is mixed with Pennyroyal. Do you have a passport? No. What color are your underpants today? Yes. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Harissa chutney from a really good Meditteranean restaurant. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-19-2008, 02:45 PM	#37
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	How many people do you know named Claudia? None. Can you touch your toes? Yes. Which sport do you play most often? Aikido. It's not actually a game, but many consider it a sport. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? Don't remember. Probably a month. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) From the tap would be excessive. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Nope. Do you find Family Guy funny? The first and second season, yeah. What is your favorite color? Dark green, or brown. Do you have a passport? Nope. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Black with smiley faces. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Do skeletal themed playing cards count? __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

10-18-2008, 02:06 AM	#32
penslinger Mostly harmless Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 17	1) How many people do you know named Claudia?1, a waitress @ Denny's 2) Can you touch your toes?some days 3) Which sport do you play most often?bowling 4) How long since you opened a fortune cookie?about 6 months or so 5)Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)bottle, I guess 6) Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?No, radio, on Imus, thought it was a joke 7) Do you find Family Guy funny?sometimes 8) What is your favorite color?Is clear a color?? 9) Do you have a passport?No 10) What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)A pathetic shade of grey (hey, u asked) 11) What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?a gun (replica) for my halloween costume

10-18-2008, 07:05 AM	#34
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	How many people do you know named Claudia? Only the ones off the telly (2) I don't know anybody personally with that name Can you touch your toes? Oh yes. I can also put my palms flat on the floor, and can push my arms through my legs and touch the floor behing me...I am very bendy :P Which sport do you play most often? politics How long since you opened a fortune cookie? God, about two years.. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Beer should be drunk often and with good friends...whatever the source. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? No I didn't. I was getting reports coming in on ICQ but didn't have the TV turned on Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes. I especially like the dog and the ridiculously clever baby What is your favorite color? umm....probably either red or green Do you have a passport? Nope. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Pink! What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A mousmat with a painting depicting the Struggle of Labour

10-18-2008, 05:04 PM	#36
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	How many people do you know named Claudia? My mother had a friend named Claudia, but I haven't seen her in 25 years. So maybe that doesn't count. Can you touch your toes? Yes. Which sport do you play most often? Professional Pedestrian. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? At Imperial Garden for the Cellar GTG. Was that last month? Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) I prefer a glass, but I don't mind drinking from a bottle. I'll drink from a can only if I have to. No pub tap--I don't like beer going down my shirt. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes. Do you find Family Guy funny? Sometimes. I like the Simpsons better. What is your favorite color? For clothes, black. For a toothbrush, blue or pink. For wine, deep red or sparkly light yellow. Do you have a passport? No What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Black, as usual. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A painting of a funky cafe stand in Key West. I'd forgotten about it, and was surprised when it showed up by UPS after I returned home.

10-20-2008, 09:36 PM	#41
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	1. How many people do you know named Claudia? Just a Claudette. 2. Can you touch your toes? Of course! I just bend my knees, and there they are. 3. Which sport do you play most often? Bowling 4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? About a month 5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) All of the above, but preferably from a frosted mug. 6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes. 7. Do you find Family Guy funny? No, no, nooooooooo. Yuck. 8. What is your favorite color? Purple 9. Do you have a passport? Nope. 10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Blue 11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A Halloween t-shirt

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