I wouldn't want to be a slug. - Page 3

Glinda · 05-31-2010, 02:03 PM

I'd be happy to put them (unchopped) in the post to you. What's your addy?

HungLikeJesus · 05-31-2010, 03:02 PM

Slugs are beneficial outside the garden.

Glinda · 05-31-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Slugs are beneficial outside the garden.

You mean like medical research? I'd be happy to send my slugs to them, too!

HungLikeJesus · 05-31-2010, 06:08 PM

There might be some good suggestions in "The Best Washington State Slug Recipes."

http://www.amazon.com/best-Washingto.../dp/B0006YSHQE

lumberjim · 05-31-2010, 10:40 PM

stop!

ok.

now this thread is going the wrong way. Picture yourself reading a Dr Seuss book to your 4 year old, and start over.

I wouldn't want to be a slug.

slugs could never play hide and seek.

slugs could never dress up in drag, or play hand jive.

monster · 05-31-2010, 10:45 PM

...and they'd be real crap at giving head

TheDaVinciChode · 06-01-2010, 08:22 AM

... But just imagine how one would feel, lodged inside your rectum!

A backwards, in-and-out poo!

It'll be a new fad, amongst the homosexual men, I'm sure... beats a spiky-clawed rodent, that's for sure.

ZenGum · 06-02-2010, 08:04 AM

DO.
NOT.
EAT.
SLUGS.

For one thing, you might get some horrible disease. Secondly, are you &%$#ing nuts??

Glinda · 06-02-2010, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

DO.
NOT.
EAT.
SLUGS.

For one thing, you might get some horrible disease. Secondly, are you &%$#ing nuts??

I'm with ZG. ICK. (Oh, and possible death, too.

)

Yesterday, I was cutting fresh chives and came across the biggest mother slug of all time- about the size of a Labrador dog poo. Ran for a ruler - sucker was seven inches long.

Until I cut it in half.

ZenGum · 06-03-2010, 07:49 AM

You know when you do that, the halves live and grown into two new slugs. And they're mad.

Rhianne · 06-03-2010, 07:54 AM

You people are all evil.

Forget your nasy prejudices, get out there today and hug a slug!

Shawnee123 · 06-03-2010, 07:56 AM

I'll take a slug
For a ride in my Bug
I'll give him a hug
And roll out a rug

Hug a slug with a rug in a Bug.

HungLikeJesus · 06-03-2010, 07:57 AM

Some of us might come back as slugs. If we do, we'll have to look out for Glinda.

Shawnee123 · 06-03-2010, 07:59 AM

What's less than a slug? That's probably what I'm coming back as. An aphid, or something.

Glinda · 06-03-2010, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Some of us might come back as slugs. If we do, we'll have to look out for Glinda.

Honestly, I'm not sure what I'd do if I came across a slug that was HungLikeJesus.

05-31-2010, 03:02 PM	#32
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Slugs are beneficial outside the garden. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-31-2010, 06:08 PM	#34
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	There might be some good suggestions in "The Best Washington State Slug Recipes." http://www.amazon.com/best-Washingto.../dp/B0006YSHQE __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-31-2010, 10:40 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	stop! ok. now this thread is going the wrong way. Picture yourself reading a Dr Seuss book to your 4 year old, and start over. I wouldn't want to be a slug. slugs could never play hide and seek. slugs could never dress up in drag, or play hand jive. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-31-2010, 10:45 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	...and they'd be real crap at giving head __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-01-2010, 08:22 AM	#37
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	... But just imagine how one would feel, lodged inside your rectum! A backwards, in-and-out poo! It'll be a new fad, amongst the homosexual men, I'm sure... beats a spiky-clawed rodent, that's for sure. __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

05-31-2010, 02:03 PM	#31
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I'd be happy to put them (unchopped) in the post to you. What's your addy?

06-02-2010, 08:04 AM	#38
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	DO. NOT. EAT. SLUGS. For one thing, you might get some horrible disease. Secondly, are you &%$#ing nuts?? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-03-2010, 07:49 AM	#40
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You know when you do that, the halves live and grown into two new slugs. And they're mad. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-03-2010, 07:54 AM	#41
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	You people are all evil. Forget your nasy prejudices, get out there today and hug a slug!

06-03-2010, 07:56 AM	#42
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'll take a slug For a ride in my Bug I'll give him a hug And roll out a rug Hug a slug with a rug in a Bug. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-03-2010, 07:57 AM	#43
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Some of us might come back as slugs. If we do, we'll have to look out for Glinda. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-03-2010, 07:59 AM	#44
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What's less than a slug? That's probably what I'm coming back as. An aphid, or something. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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