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Old 05-31-2010, 05:41 PM   #1
Gravdigr
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Have you ever?

A simple Y or N will suffice, or provide all the details you want. You can use M (for maybe), but you must explain the maybes.

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass
2. Been caught screwing in the car
3. Been asked to leave a bar
4. Been physically removed from a bar
5. Outran the police in a car
6. Outran the police on foot
7. Passed out drunk in a public place
8. Driven a car over 100 mph
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime
11. Seen Elvis live in concert
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert
13. Touched a hummingbird
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head
16. Served a jail sentence
17. Served a prison sentence
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size

1-20 Y
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