Random Thoughts - Page 34

Gravdigr · 11-15-2016, 03:52 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhthat'sbetter.

Gravdigr · 11-19-2016, 01:39 PM

If I have to set this motherfucker on fire, it WILL be over 70 degrees in this house.

Gravdigr · 11-22-2016, 11:00 AM

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Gravdigr · 12-11-2016, 02:46 PM

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John Sellers · 11-03-2016, 02:27 PM

I really like this one posted by So Awkward on Twitter.

Quote:

Whү get thinner when үou can get more dinner.

elSicomoro · 11-07-2016, 12:01 AM

Hello.

This is week 10 of being away from home...I am ready to go home.

7 days.

Gravdigr · 11-07-2016, 11:05 AM

Hello.

Send the wife a pic, before you get home, in case she doesn't remember you.

Perhaps you've stayed in contact, nevermind.

elSicomoro · 11-07-2016, 02:35 PM

We moved right before I took off on this trip...I regularly forget my new address.

Gravdigr · 11-08-2016, 10:58 AM

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DanaC · 11-08-2016, 04:48 PM

Chap calls through to our claims dept today, and after I've taken his name and policy number, I ask him what we can help with - he says 'well, this is going to sound really stupid....' - I laugh and ask 'go on, what's happened?'

Well, says he...in April my daughter's hamster escaped (ok, I thought - not what I was expecting) and we thought it was lost. Anyway, this week our washing machine stopped working, so we called out the repair guy and he came out and when we moved the washing machine we found the hamster (uh oh, I think, this story is taking a turn for the grisly) - 'Oh dear,' I say, preparing for the nasty part.

No, no, says he, the hamster's fine - he's a bit annoyed we've put him back in a cage, but he is fat and healthy as ever. But he's chewed through the wires - totally destroyed the loom and damaged the motor. The washing machine is beyond repair.

......................................................................................................................

Hamster, missing for 7 months. Alive and well and living in the washing machine. That was a file note I enjoyed writing.

And to make things even better - most policies exclude damage by pets - but his was a legacy policy that only lists a pet damage exclusion on the Impact peril (don't ask). There was no specific exclusion in any of the other perils, and no whole policy exclusion for damage by pets or animals (except for vermin). And because he was a longstanding customer with a clean claims record, I was able to offer him a cash settlement there and then.

His daughter is ecstatic because hamster is back. He's delighted because what he no doubt expected would be a ball ache of a claims process turned out to be one 15 minute phone call with a cash payout straight into his bank (less the excess obv)

And I got to write the sentence 'Hamster has been living in washing machine since April and has eaten through the wires' in the claim file description, which then appears in the green banner across the top of the claim file screen and will come up every time someone does a claims search on his policy.

Some days I love my job.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2016, 05:06 PM

Ha ha, that must have made your day.

DanaC · 11-08-2016, 05:10 PM

Oh hell yeah

sexobon · 12-17-2016, 12:46 PM

Flint and tw are soulmates. They should get married. I know I would issue them a marriage license and sell them a wedding cake.

infinite monkey · 12-17-2016, 01:12 PM

Gee golly willickers sexobon you're the best and most bodacious of all the dwellars and this is the best of all the posts ever made by anyone ever in the history of man!!!!!!!

(Just trying to fit in...I really do luvz ya)

sexobon · 12-17-2016, 01:17 PM

I was possessed by the ghost of Christmas future.

11-15-2016, 03:52 PM	#1
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11-19-2016, 01:39 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If I have to set this motherfucker on fire, it *WILL* be over 70 degrees in this house. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-22-2016, 11:00 AM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-11-2016, 02:46 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-07-2016, 11:05 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hello. Send the wife a pic, before you get home, in case she doesn't remember you. Perhaps you've stayed in contact, nevermind. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-07-2016, 12:01 AM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hello. This is week 10 of being away from home...I am ready to go home. 7 days.

11-07-2016, 02:35 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	We moved right before I took off on this trip...I regularly forget my new address.

11-08-2016, 10:58 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-08-2016, 05:06 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ha ha, that must have made your day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2016, 12:46 PM	#13
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Flint and tw are soulmates. They should get married. I know I would issue them a marriage license and sell them a wedding cake.

12-17-2016, 01:12 PM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Gee golly willickers sexobon you're the best and most bodacious of all the dwellars and this is the best of all the posts ever made by anyone ever in the history of man!!!!!!! (Just trying to fit in...I really do luvz ya)

12-17-2016, 01:17 PM	#15
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I was possessed by the ghost of Christmas future.

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