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#511 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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If I have to set this motherfucker on fire, it WILL be over 70 degrees in this house.
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#515 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Flint and tw are soulmates. They should get married. I know I would issue them a marriage license and sell them a wedding cake.
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#516 |
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Gee golly willickers sexobon you're the best and most bodacious of all the dwellars and this is the best of all the posts ever made by anyone ever in the history of man!!!!!!!
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#517 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I was possessed by the ghost of Christmas future.
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#518 |
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The Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect:
Flint and tw will have been soulmates. They shall have been married. I know I will have issued them a marriage license and shall have sold them a wedding cake. (With apologies, and a marriage proposal, to Demetri Martin) |
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#519 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Before you get married, you should know that he is severely--like can't be in the same room severely--allergic to peanuts.
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#520 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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FYI, I love Cris Collinsworth
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#522 |
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That certainly sounds like something he would do. Coincidentally, I just bought his book as a stocking stuffer for my stepson today. I don't know if he will like it, but if he's a good human being he will.
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#523 |
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I do love This is a Book. He is so funny!
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#524 |
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Why is it that the men no one wants to fuck are the most lecherous assholes? Hey, no one wants to fuck you. End of story. Stop being gratuitous and gross.
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#525 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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You never know ...
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