01-07-2017, 09:32 PM | #526 |
I hear them call the tide
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because they know it ain't gonna happen, but that's close enough to get them off?
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01-07-2017, 10:26 PM | #527 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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01-08-2017, 02:06 PM | #528 |
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Ruth Buzzi & Arte Johnson...
That's gold, Sexobon, gold!
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01-08-2017, 04:05 PM | #529 |
To shreds, you say?
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It's an infinite feedback loop. They take the Lecherous Asshole on-ramp and then discover there is no She Wants To Fuck Me off-ramp. Just an endless cloverleaf.
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01-08-2017, 05:24 PM | #530 |
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The ones getting laid have no need to be lecherous.
It's the reason I'm the way I am. Well, one of the reasons.
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01-10-2017, 05:46 PM | #531 |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I took a call today that was ridulously difficult.
You know it's going tobe a belter when the answer to the question, 'And is that Miss, Mrs or Ms?' ...is 'Oh, I don;t know, I always get confused' You're phoning up in the hope we're going to write you a £500 cheque. The questions don't get easier from there, ya know?
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01-16-2017, 05:32 PM | #534 |
I can hear my ears
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Sorry, I was just kidding! Jeez... Is it my 70's dick broom mustache that bothers you?
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01-17-2017, 08:51 PM | #535 |
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a wee shag mantra is an anagram of we hate anagrams
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01-23-2017, 08:20 PM | #536 |
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Ok, small hands thing aside -even before I realized you could see his hands- the one thing I noticed about this pic is Melania has enormous hands! they could be photoshopped but I doubt it because this pic is doing the rounds about the cake...
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01-23-2017, 10:28 PM | #537 |
The future is unwritten
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I think the small hands belong to the guy behind him.
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01-23-2017, 11:11 PM | #538 |
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Now he has *no* hands?
Hands in his own pockets, that's a departure.
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01-24-2017, 04:46 PM | #539 |
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I shoulda cropped him out of the picture. But look at her hands -they're huge! She should play the Piania.
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02-03-2017, 03:14 PM | #540 |
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I have a body like a Greek God.
White as milk with a two inch dick.
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