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monster · 11-06-2014, 09:50 PM

I hope your light turns green just as a long funeral procession starts coming through

Gravdigr · 11-07-2014, 03:12 PM

I hope your frog croaks.

Griff · 11-07-2014, 09:07 PM

You hope him frog croak?

Dead mouse family in your duct.
Dog shit transfer from heel to pant leg to car seat to fingers when your nostril is gummed with crusty boogs.

Gravdigr · 11-08-2014, 04:07 PM

I hope your conjoined twin gets a really bad case of Montezuma's Revenge.

I hope you drop the ice cream off your cone.

I hope you lose your whistle.

I hope someone steals your lollipop.

Gravdigr · 11-09-2014, 04:03 PM

I hope you get sunburn. On yer ballsack.

infinite monkey · 11-09-2014, 11:06 PM

I hope you get a bland batch of Cheez-its.

limey · 11-10-2014, 12:08 PM

I hope that, when secretly picking your nose in a public place, you pull out a long string of bogey attached to the crusty bit you're trying to remove just when you notice someone's looking at you.

Sheldonrs · 11-10-2014, 01:42 PM

I hope your family signs up for a reality show and they hire someone else to play you!

limey · 11-10-2014, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I hope your family signs up for a reality show and they hire someone else to play you!

I'd be glad!

sexobon · 11-10-2014, 04:25 PM

I hope you were hoping for something else.

Sundae · 11-10-2014, 05:27 PM

I hope my autobiography is a best-seller and I spelled your name wrong ON PURPOSE.
And I did make your willy sound gimpy.

Spexxvet · 11-11-2014, 10:07 AM

I hope Westboro baptist church attends your funeral

Gravdigr · 11-13-2014, 06:22 PM

Damn, man.

Gravdigr · 11-13-2014, 06:23 PM

I hope you get bitten by an aroused capybara.

orthodoc · 11-13-2014, 07:52 PM

I hope the ex you dropped when she had cancer comes back in good health and, having joined the executive level of your company, decides that your skills aren't sufficient for the project that could really validate you.

11-06-2014, 09:50 PM	#46
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope your light turns green just as a long funeral procession starts coming through __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-07-2014, 03:12 PM	#47
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope your frog croaks. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-07-2014, 09:07 PM	#48
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You hope him frog croak? Dead mouse family in your duct. Dog shit transfer from heel to pant leg to car seat to fingers when your nostril is gummed with crusty boogs. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-08-2014, 04:07 PM	#49
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope your conjoined twin gets a really bad case of Montezuma's Revenge. I hope you drop the ice cream off your cone. I hope you lose your whistle. I hope someone steals your lollipop. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-09-2014, 04:03 PM	#50
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you get sunburn. On yer ballsack. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-09-2014, 11:06 PM	#51
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I hope you get a bland batch of Cheez-its.

11-10-2014, 12:08 PM	#52
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I hope that, when secretly picking your nose in a public place, you pull out a long string of bogey attached to the crusty bit you're trying to remove just when you notice someone's looking at you. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-10-2014, 01:42 PM	#53
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I hope your family signs up for a reality show and they hire someone else to play you! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-10-2014, 04:25 PM	#55
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope you were hoping for something else.

11-10-2014, 05:27 PM	#56
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I hope my autobiography is a best-seller and I spelled your name wrong ON PURPOSE. And I did make your willy sound gimpy.

11-11-2014, 10:07 AM	#57
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I hope Westboro baptist church attends your funeral __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-13-2014, 06:22 PM	#58
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Damn, man. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-13-2014, 06:23 PM	#59
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you get bitten by an aroused capybara. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-13-2014, 07:52 PM	#60
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I hope the ex you dropped when she had cancer comes back in good health and, having joined the executive level of your company, decides that your skills aren't sufficient for the project that could really validate you. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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