What's bumming your stone today? - Page 40

xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2015, 10:06 PM

Tomorrow, Thursday, July 2nd, at 12 noon, the year in half gone.

Griff · 07-02-2015, 06:09 AM

or half full

footfootfoot · 07-02-2015, 07:47 PM

or twice as big as it needs to be

anonymous · 07-03-2015, 04:39 PM

the person and I talked a little bit about stuff and it was nice. It is a shame that it couldn't be more but they are definitely crushing too. While being realistic. It's not the worst feeling. Gives me hope for my future. I am rememberin I have qualities of my very own. It is good. If a little sad.

monster · 07-03-2015, 07:43 PM

Window shopping can be more fun than the real thing, and infinitely more sensible. Enjoy what you have, seems like your head is on the right way

DanaC · 07-04-2015, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Window shopping can be more fun than the real thing, and infinitely more sensible.

Oh so true :P

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2015, 11:48 AM

Yesterday I went to visit an old roommate and his wife, about 70 miles down US 1 near Conowingo Dam. Coming back I stopped at the light a mile from here at the five points. When I started across the intersection an Aston cop lights up behind me, so naturally I pull over and shut it off, wondering what his problem was. He walks up to me and says you're dragging your battery.

Sure enough the fucking battery is holding on by just the positive cable, the battery had half worn away, and my truck had been running on the alternator. If he hadn't stopped me I would have made it home, but of course I couldn't start it with no battery so he called a tow truck. We couldn't put it on the truck because I can't get the shift lever out of park without the key on and the my foot on the brake pedal. It's an antitheft feature.

So the cop went to the station and brought back a jump box. With that I got it started, put the top up as it was starting to sprinkle, and drove it home.
But it still cost me $150 just to have the truck show up. Raining this morning so I haven't crawled under there to see what happened.

Gravdigr · 07-04-2015, 12:58 PM

Well, that certainly sucks.

anonymous · 07-05-2015, 12:42 AM

Guess what happened? Quality time and I do mean quality. Lots of conversation and other more intimate happenings. A lot of honesty and sincerity and also laughs. What a great night, fireworks was the correct call.

limey · 07-05-2015, 01:50 AM

Splendid!

Sent by thought transference

Carruthers · 07-05-2015, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

We couldn't put it on the truck because I can't get the shift lever out of park without the key on and the my foot on the brake pedal. It's an antitheft feature.

Couldn't they have sent a truck capable of 'a full suspended lift'?

monster · 07-05-2015, 10:04 AM

yay anon!

sexobon · 07-05-2015, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

... What a great night, fireworks was the correct call.

It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repairman.

sexobon · 07-05-2015, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

... so he called a tow truck. We couldn't put it on the truck because I can't get the shift lever out of park without the key on and the my foot on the brake pedal. It's an antitheft feature.

So the cop went to the station and brought back a jump box. With that I got it started, ...

You'd think the tow truck operator would carry a jump box to enable unlocking the shift lever on vehicles like yours.

BigV · 07-05-2015, 11:31 AM

Or wheel dollies, or jumper cables. Duh.

07-01-2015, 10:06 PM	#586
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tomorrow, Thursday, July 2nd, at 12 noon, the year in half gone. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-02-2015, 06:09 AM	#587
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	or half full __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-02-2015, 07:47 PM	#588
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	or twice as big as it needs to be __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-03-2015, 07:43 PM	#590
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Window shopping can be more fun than the real thing, and infinitely more sensible. Enjoy what you have, seems like your head is on the right way __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-04-2015, 11:48 AM	#592
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yesterday I went to visit an old roommate and his wife, about 70 miles down US 1 near Conowingo Dam. Coming back I stopped at the light a mile from here at the five points. When I started across the intersection an Aston cop lights up behind me, so naturally I pull over and shut it off, wondering what his problem was. He walks up to me and says you're dragging your battery. Sure enough the fucking battery is holding on by just the positive cable, the battery had half worn away, and my truck had been running on the alternator. If he hadn't stopped me I would have made it home, but of course I couldn't start it with no battery so he called a tow truck. We couldn't put it on the truck because I can't get the shift lever out of park without the key on and the my foot on the brake pedal. It's an antitheft feature. So the cop went to the station and brought back a jump box. With that I got it started, put the top up as it was starting to sprinkle, and drove it home. But it still cost me $150 just to have the truck show up. Raining this morning so I haven't crawled under there to see what happened. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-03-2015, 04:39 PM	#589
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	the person and I talked a little bit about stuff and it was nice. It is a shame that it couldn't be more but they are definitely crushing too. While being realistic. It's not the worst feeling. Gives me hope for my future. I am rememberin I have qualities of my very own. It is good. If a little sad.

07-04-2015, 12:58 PM	#593
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, that certainly sucks. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-05-2015, 12:42 AM	#594
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	Guess what happened? Quality time and I do mean quality. Lots of conversation and other more intimate happenings. A lot of honesty and sincerity and also laughs. What a great night, fireworks was the correct call.

07-05-2015, 01:50 AM	#595
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Splendid! Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

07-05-2015, 10:04 AM	#597
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yay anon! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-05-2015, 11:31 AM	#600
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Or wheel dollies, or jumper cables. Duh. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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