Random Thoughts - Page 45

Clodfobble · 05-29-2018, 09:30 PM

Is this, like, a date? Or is she just drumming up business referrals? I hope it's the former!

Gravdigr · 05-31-2018, 03:52 PM

IDk what I hope it is.

BigV · 05-31-2018, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

IDk what I hope it is.

You animal you!

sexobon · 06-11-2018, 09:21 PM

It's looking like North Korea may replace Mexico as a retirement destination abroad.

Griff · 06-12-2018, 06:52 AM

I can see a land of Trumpkin Villages recreating NK, old white folks dotting the landscape. So much bigly beauty.

Thatch Slasher · 06-30-2018, 09:16 AM

On Facebook there was an article posted about who should pay on a first date.

My response:

Neither should pay because I believe in adventure on a first date. You make reservations under a false identity at a restaurant. Order anything you want, have a wonderful time. Then towards the end when things start to wind down call over the server and ask them to give your compliments to the chef. In fact, the food was so good you would like to thank them personally and insist they bring the chef over to your table. Once they leave explain to your date that on the count of 3 you will both stand up and calmly walk out of the restaurant. Done.

A few tips:

Make sure this is a restaurant that you will never want to visit again.
Do the simple math on how much the bill would have been and leave a 20% tip for the server.
If your date gives you any resistance about leaving then give them 1 chance to change their mind, if they refuse, then say "You're on your own, sucker!" in the voice of James Cagney and leave immediately.
If you're accosted for any reason between your table and the exit look wild-eyed at your date and start screaming "CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!" and bolt in a different direction. No you did not have any prior contingency plan for such an event, but in the confusion you will be able to make a getaway and self preservation is all that matters.
Enjoy.

fargon · 06-30-2018, 09:21 AM

Welcome aboard Thatch Slasher.

sexobon · 06-30-2018, 09:36 AM

Thatch Slasher's first post was #666. Better keep an eye on this newbie.

monster · 06-30-2018, 10:40 AM

Thatch Slasher? Do you work at Great Clips or Fantastic Sam's?

sexobon · 06-30-2018, 10:51 AM

Good idea, keep up the distractions. That pirate is here for our devil fruits.

Gravdigr · 06-30-2018, 02:20 PM

He'd best keep his crummy dick beaters off m'devil fruit.

I won't tolerate it.

Carruthers · 07-13-2018, 05:04 AM

It has just occurred to me that, as I sit here, Donald is about 2½ miles away.

As random thoughts go, I think it qualifies.

sexobon · 07-13-2018, 06:24 AM

Do you feel any smarter? If not, he's probably not carrying much money with him.

Griff · 07-13-2018, 06:25 AM

Did you download American Idiot yet?

Random thought: It's all the fault of Fox News, which means it's not 'Merica's fault for having a shitty education system, blame Murdoch.

sexobon · 07-13-2018, 06:29 AM

What a coincidence, AI also stands for Artificial Intelligence.

Just a random thought.

05-29-2018, 09:30 PM	#661
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Is this, like, a date? Or is she just drumming up business referrals? I hope it's the former! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-31-2018, 03:52 PM	#662
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	IDk what I hope it is. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2018, 06:52 AM	#665
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I can see a land of Trumpkin Villages recreating NK, old white folks dotting the landscape. So much bigly beauty. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-30-2018, 09:16 AM	#666
Thatch Slasher Kinda New Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: aboard the Calypso's Doom Posts: 1	On Facebook there was an article posted about who should pay on a first date. My response: Neither should pay because I believe in adventure on a first date. You make reservations under a false identity at a restaurant. Order anything you want, have a wonderful time. Then towards the end when things start to wind down call over the server and ask them to give your compliments to the chef. In fact, the food was so good you would like to thank them personally and insist they bring the chef over to your table. Once they leave explain to your date that on the count of 3 you will both stand up and calmly walk out of the restaurant. Done. A few tips: Make sure this is a restaurant that you will never want to visit again. Do the simple math on how much the bill would have been and leave a 20% tip for the server. If your date gives you any resistance about leaving then give them 1 chance to change their mind, if they refuse, then say "You're on your own, sucker!" in the voice of James Cagney and leave immediately. If you're accosted for any reason between your table and the exit look wild-eyed at your date and start screaming "CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!" and bolt in a different direction. No you did not have any prior contingency plan for such an event, but in the confusion you will be able to make a getaway and self preservation is all that matters. Enjoy.

06-30-2018, 09:21 AM	#667
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Welcome aboard Thatch Slasher. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-11-2018, 09:21 PM	#664
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It's looking like North Korea may replace Mexico as a retirement destination abroad.

06-30-2018, 09:36 AM	#668
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Thatch Slasher's first post was #666. Better keep an eye on this newbie.

06-30-2018, 10:40 AM	#669
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thatch Slasher? Do you work at Great Clips or Fantastic Sam's? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-30-2018, 10:51 AM	#670
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Good idea, keep up the distractions. That pirate is here for our devil fruits.

06-30-2018, 02:20 PM	#671
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He'd best keep his crummy dick beaters off m'devil fruit. I won't tolerate it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-13-2018, 05:04 AM	#672
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	It has just occurred to me that, as I sit here, Donald is about 2½ miles away. As random thoughts go, I think it qualifies. __________________

07-13-2018, 06:24 AM	#673
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Do you feel any smarter? If not, he's probably not carrying much money with him.

07-13-2018, 06:25 AM	#674
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Did you download American Idiot yet? Random thought: It's all the fault of Fox News, which means it's not 'Merica's fault for having a shitty education system, blame Murdoch. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-13-2018, 06:29 AM	#675
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	What a coincidence, AI also stands for Artificial Intelligence. Just a random thought.

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