Random Thoughts - Page 49

glatt · 10-31-2018, 07:14 AM

Nah, I'd miss you.

Clodfobble · 10-31-2018, 08:45 AM

Sorry, Grav, it's a hard pass from me. I want you here and I'm selfish enough to demand it.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2018, 02:23 PM

Fuck you Grav, you ain't goin' nowhere, you'll stay and suffer with the rest of us.

Gravdigr · 10-31-2018, 03:32 PM

What about the people around me, then? I ain't particular.

Bring extra ammo.

Sorry I posted that. Weren't as bad as it sounded. I guess. You guys are cool.

BigV · 10-31-2018, 11:14 PM

waitaminit!

let's *compromise*.

you come on out here and we'll just skip the assisted suicide part.

Come on, what do you say???

Gravdigr · 11-01-2018, 03:24 PM

Oh, I've moved from suicide on to homicide.

Sentence is shorter.

monster · 11-01-2018, 05:41 PM

I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit

Gravdigr · 11-08-2018, 03:28 PM

Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place...

I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news.

TIHAW, try the cod.

sexobon · 11-11-2018, 06:03 PM

President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

monster · 11-15-2018, 04:38 PM

Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday

thiccween · 11-17-2018, 03:36 PM

Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg?

I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer.

Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

fargon · 11-18-2018, 07:11 AM

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

thiccween · 11-18-2018, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

Thank you very much, fargon!

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 02:38 PM

Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday.

fargon · 11-27-2018, 02:51 PM

Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now.

10-31-2018, 08:45 AM	#722
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Sorry, Grav, it's a hard pass from me. I want you here and I'm selfish enough to demand it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-31-2018, 02:23 PM	#723
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fuck you Grav, you ain't goin' nowhere, you'll stay and suffer with the rest of us. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-31-2018, 03:32 PM	#724
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What about the people around me, then? I ain't particular. Bring extra ammo. Sorry I posted that. Weren't as bad as it sounded. I guess. You guys are cool. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-31-2018, 11:14 PM	#725
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	waitaminit! let's compromise. you come on out here and we'll just skip the assisted suicide part. Come on, what do you say??? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-01-2018, 03:24 PM	#726
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, I've moved from suicide on to homicide. Sentence is shorter. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-31-2018, 07:14 AM	#721
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nah, I'd miss you.

11-01-2018, 05:41 PM	#727
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-08-2018, 03:28 PM	#728
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place... I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news. TIHAW, try the cod. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-11-2018, 06:03 PM	#729
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

11-15-2018, 04:38 PM	#730
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-17-2018, 03:36 PM	#731
thiccween 🍆 Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Sweden Posts: 2	Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg? I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer. Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

11-18-2018, 07:11 AM	#732
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Welcome to the cellar thiccween. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-27-2018, 02:38 PM	#734
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-27-2018, 02:51 PM	#735
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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