Cellar tag lines - Page 5

warch · 06-05-2003, 05:40 PM

The Cellar- We have a really big dehumidifyer.

The Cellar- Where to go when the winds pick up.

Uryoces · 06-06-2003, 02:39 AM

The Cellar - For happy joy life-pleasure
The Cellar - Keep out of children

On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.

The Cellar - Out of context

xoxoxoBruce · 06-07-2003, 08:23 PM

The Cellar - Express yourself...It's later than you think.

Tobiasly · 06-08-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Uryoces
On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.

Speaking of out of context... a friend of mine stole a sign from a Ryan's Steakhouse (kinda like Sizzler.. huge buffets with every imaginable item) that read "Children may not attend bars without adult supervision."

That Guy · 06-09-2003, 03:58 PM

The Cellar: Not to be used for masturbatory purposes.

I can't take all the credit for it, but it's still funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-09-2003, 09:40 PM

Does that mean no jerkoffs?

Uryoces · 06-10-2003, 03:59 PM

The Cellar: Self-basting Turkeys

xoxoxoBruce · 06-15-2003, 11:11 AM

The Cellar- We've got the whole world in out threads.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-29-2003, 10:56 AM

I couldn't help myself.

Elspode · 06-29-2003, 03:38 PM

The Cellar - The Last Resort of People Bored Witless

The Cellar - Where People Go When Baseball Gets Too Exciting

The Cellar - THE Place to be While Your Porn Video is Downloading

06-29-2003, 08:42 PM

I like the last one.

Elspode · 06-30-2003, 01:59 AM

Thanks, Dave. Unemployment has sapped most of my sense of humor lately, so I thought I'd give it a little workout. I'd say those three altogether probably totalled the humor equivalent of pumping, say, 3.7 ounces of iron.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-03-2003, 04:28 PM

It ain't heavy, it's the Cellar.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-17-2003, 09:09 PM

The Cellar, everything else is just blog.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-19-2003, 05:36 PM

The Cellar- Cure for the summer doldrums.

06-06-2003, 02:39 AM	#62
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	The Cellar - For happy joy life-pleasure The Cellar - Keep out of children On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context. The Cellar - Out of context __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

06-07-2003, 08:23 PM	#63
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The Cellar - Express yourself...It's later than you think. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-09-2003, 09:40 PM	#66
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Does that mean no jerkoffs? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-10-2003, 03:59 PM	#67
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	The Cellar: Self-basting Turkeys __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

06-15-2003, 11:11 AM	#68
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The Cellar- We've got the whole world in out threads. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-05-2003, 05:40 PM	#61
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	The Cellar- We have a really big dehumidifyer. The Cellar- Where to go when the winds pick up.

06-09-2003, 03:58 PM	#65
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	The Cellar: Not to be used for masturbatory purposes. I can't take all the credit for it, but it's still funny.

06-29-2003, 10:56 AM	#69
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I couldn't help myself. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 07:08 PM.

06-29-2003, 03:38 PM	#70
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar - The Last Resort of People Bored Witless The Cellar - Where People Go When Baseball Gets Too Exciting The Cellar - THE Place to be While Your Porn Video is Downloading __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-29-2003, 08:42 PM	#71
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I like the last one.

06-30-2003, 01:59 AM	#72
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Thanks, Dave. Unemployment has sapped most of my sense of humor lately, so I thought I'd give it a little workout. I'd say those three altogether probably totalled the humor equivalent of pumping, say, 3.7 ounces of iron. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-03-2003, 04:28 PM	#73
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It ain't heavy, it's the Cellar. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-17-2003, 09:09 PM	#74
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The Cellar, everything else is just blog. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-19-2003, 05:36 PM	#75
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The Cellar- Cure for the summer doldrums. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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