Random Thoughts - Page 57

Gravdigr · 10-03-2019, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

And very long penises. Penii.

COCKS!

monster · 10-03-2019, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

And very long penises. Penii.

Peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

Carruthers · 10-04-2019, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I have decided to become a duck. This weather is apparently nice for them, plus they have some really cool tape for fixing things.

Ducks? Don't mention ducks.

I am from Aylesbury after all.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2019, 01:40 PM

...

Carruthers · 10-04-2019, 04:57 PM

That's the chap!

Gravdigr · 10-17-2019, 07:30 PM

Aflac, is that you?

My buddy had a duck. It's name was Aflac.

Gravdigr · 10-17-2019, 07:32 PM

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The name choice, Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, is the result of a market survey of 1,600 residential service customers that found most customers see plumbers as honest, frugal and hardworking. We differentiate ourselves from all other plumbing companies by our unique message to the marketplace.

Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?

Gravdigr · 10-18-2019, 01:10 PM

I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry.

♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD]

Griff · 10-24-2019, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?

noted

Gravdigr · 10-24-2019, 07:19 PM

Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on.

I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street.

Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street".

And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package.

I guess I was right. Go figger.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2019, 07:23 PM

Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."

monster · 10-24-2019, 11:05 PM

No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..."

monster · 10-24-2019, 11:10 PM

....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww

Griff · 10-25-2019, 07:15 AM

What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes...

limey · 10-25-2019, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."

When spelling out my surname which is spelled other than you would expect I had someone ask me if I was sure there's no "e" on the end. Yep.

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10-18-2019, 01:10 PM	#848
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry. ♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 07:19 PM	#850
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on. I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street. Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street". And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package. I guess I was right. Go figger. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 07:23 PM	#851
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious. I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 11:05 PM	#852
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..." __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-24-2019, 11:10 PM	#853
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-25-2019, 07:15 AM	#854
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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