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Old 01-05-2007, 05:13 PM   #871
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The internet just isn't ready to deal with the reality of my wang.
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Old 01-06-2007, 03:21 AM   #872
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Sometimes, while admiring my glorious shaft, I have perverse notions about this... . . .
I didn't realize that you lived at the bottom of a mine.

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The internet just isn't ready to deal with the reality of my wang.
They were really good quality computers. It's a shame they didn't catch on.
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Old 01-06-2007, 04:29 AM   #873
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:39 PM   #874
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Lisa gets the attention of everyone on the bus.

Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?

[Everyone laughs]

Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby? [pulls down Bart's pants]

Martin: Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt. ["Wang Computers"]
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:59 AM   #875
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It just seems the ladies on this forum are so much more giving than the men....
I think there have been as many male nipples as female nipples posted.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:00 PM   #876
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:16 PM   #877
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I think there have been as many male nipples as female nipples posted.
Nipple count completed, list below:

1 x Mr Noodle
1 x UT
1 X LJ (should be 0.5 as inverted!)
1 x Zippy (distance shot - being generous including it)
1 x Spode
2 x Yesman (too hairy to see, but again being generous)
1 x Rkzenrage
2 x Ibram (lighting almost oscure 1 of these)

3 x LabRat
1 x SG
1 x Ali
1 x Ducks
6 x Brianna

I think you will agree the ladies win hands down. AND the quality of nippleage is better. I think we need some more male nipple shots (or pref topless) to redress the balance.

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Old 01-10-2007, 12:57 PM   #878
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:15 PM   #879
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:16 PM   #880
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Nipple count completed, list below:

1 x Mr Noodle
1 x UT
1 X LJ (should be 0.5 as inverted!)
1 x Zippy (distance shot - being generous including it)
1 x Spode
2 x Yesman (too hairy to see, but again being generous)
1 x Rkzenrage
2 x Ibram (lighting almost oscure 1 of these)

3 x LabRat
1 x SG
1 x Ali
1 x Ducks
6 x Brianna

I think you will agree the ladies win hands down. AND the quality of nippleage is better. I think we need some more male nipple shots (or pref topless) to redress the balance.
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Ok, being wrong, grasping for straws, and back peddling as quickly as I can, I'll rephrase it and say "more males have shown nipplage than females". I'd also like to comment that counting all the nipples should be added to the thread where everybody says how they like all their towels facing the same way, and stuff. :p
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:16 PM   #881
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:19 PM   #882
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LOL spexx!
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:07 PM   #883
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:22 AM   #884
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:36 PM   #885
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