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11-17-2014, 11:01 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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You mean just kidding these ARE all about me?
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11-17-2014, 12:39 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Don't be sad on your birthday! Happy birthday, UT!
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11-17-2014, 12:53 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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if it was ever about you
it really wasn't ever i was just kidding anyway you dont even know my life i can say what i wanna say just kidding i was just kidding i hope you get a rash not you
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11-17-2014, 12:54 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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IT'S ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME
except when it isn't |
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11-17-2014, 01:06 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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yeah, well, happy birthday anyway, i hope it's better than the weather
and i hope you trip up the steps not you
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11-17-2014, 01:14 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I hope you hit your front tooth on your coffee mug, but not so hard that it becomes loose, just enough that your tongue feels around it every 10 minutes for the next two hours because your brain knows that something happened.
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11-17-2014, 01:32 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I hope you manage to blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake but one.
And now for something completely different: HB, UT! |
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11-17-2014, 02:33 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I hope you forget how to ride a bike
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11-17-2014, 03:48 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I hope that when you finally find out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood, you are sorely disappointed.
And Happy Birthday Toad! |
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11-17-2014, 04:06 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Happy Birthday Toad!
I hope you shart. Not you. You. Yeah, you. You fukkin fuk.
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11-17-2014, 04:40 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I hope the whiskey you're drinking came out of a plastic bottle
I hope when you bungie jump, the cord wraps around your testes.
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11-17-2014, 05:02 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I hope you wet the bed
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11-17-2014, 05:46 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I hope your dog makes a pile of used menstruation apparatus in your living room and happy birthday!
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11-23-2014, 09:20 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I hope you don't have enough room for desert on Thanksgiving.
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11-23-2014, 09:40 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I hope your check engine light comes on. And flickers.
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