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08-15-2011, 05:48 PM
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still says videotape
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08-15-2011, 06:05 PM
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a beautiful fool
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I tell myself that I'll just store my Chi. ...but I know me. this thing will go off while I'm cleaning it, no doubt. ....it can have a hair trigger some mornings.
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08-15-2011, 07:12 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Ahh to be young again.
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08-15-2011, 09:05 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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08-15-2011, 10:31 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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08-15-2011, 11:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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08-16-2011, 12:07 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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08-16-2011, 07:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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monster's just fantasizing again. She does this from time to time. Then she realizes it is but a dream, and I am unattainable on every level.
Yeah, it's a curse. I was talking to my ex and the subject of this mutual friend came up and I told my ex that the guy's in love with me. The ex said "Well duh, who isn't?" Who isn't, indeed. 
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08-16-2011, 08:44 AM
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a beautiful fool
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classicman?
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08-16-2011, 08:44 AM
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a beautiful fool
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but then,... I'm not so sure, LOLZIE
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08-16-2011, 09:24 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Snort snicker lol.
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08-16-2011, 05:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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What's bumming my stone?
My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.
When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles". I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?" He didn't say anything.
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08-16-2011, 05:45 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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08-16-2011, 08:19 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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No, he was using your mom's font.
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08-16-2011, 08:50 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I hope he wiped it afterwards
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